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  • edited April 2012
    put a dollar sign in front of it, and email 'em back
  • Dear Sir/Madam,

    Proposed AT HOME will now be held on 01 May 2012 at 1900 hrs at Ball
    Room instead of 02 May 2012 as decided earlier. List of Candidates who
    will attend is displayed on Club’s Notice Board. All Honourable
    Members who have proposed the names are also requested to inform their
    candidates accordingly. All out efforts to communicate with proposed
    member is already in process through Telephones/emails/SMS. The list
    of candidates who will attend the AT HOME is also available on Club’s
    Web Site (www.mbclublucknow.org).

    Regards
    Lt Col Nazeer Kamaal (Retd)
    Secretary
  • Dear Honourable Members

    1. May Queen Ball 2012 will be held in MB Club from 8.00 pm onwards
    on 26 May 2012.
    2. M/s Perfect 10, Event Mgt Company will be coordinating the event
    for selection of :
    (a) May Queen2012 - above 18 Years (to be supported by Birth
    certificate)
    (b) May Princess2012 - 14 to18 Years (to be supported by Birth
    certificate)
    3. Forms are available at Reception MB Club free of cost. Filled
    forms to be deposited at MB Club before 19 May2012, 5 pm. If any
    query please contact to :-
    (a) Col Nazeer Kamaal , Secretary MB Club - 8953532222
    (b) Mr AbhijeetMukherjee, Event Manager, Perfect 10, 9792010000
    4. Choreographer will be made available by the event manager a week
    earlier for grooming and training of the participants.
    5. Honourable Members are also requested to publicise this among
    their friends and dear ones to make this event a grand success.
  • Rules always seem to suggest past folly. Do you think they mistook a 12-year-old for the May Queen at some point? Embarassing
  • Dear Sir/Madam


    Inner Wheel Prerna & GC Group of Industries Presents
    Punjabi 9T With a Tadka Twist



    At MB Club on 19 May 2012 , 7 pm onwards



    Attractions for the Kids:

    · Bumpy Ride

    · Shooting Guns

    · And many more enjoyments

    Events :

    · Most Lively Munda

    · Most Lively Kuddi

    · Best Couple

    · Best Dancing Couple



    Honourable Members are requested to attend with family & guests.



    Regards



    Col Kamaal

    Secretary


  • edited May 2012
    Delightful
  • Dear member,


    1. May Queen Ball will be organized on 26 May 2012 , 2000 hrs onwards. May Queen and May Princess will be selected from the participants. Attractions of the May Queen are as under:-

    Live English Band

    Emcee – Kubra Sait

    Singer Performer - Ambili Menon

    DJ - Angel

    Dance Troupe

    Personality grooming & Choreography by Super Model - Annie Singh (22 May to 26 May)

    Also Best Smile, Best Dress, Best Performer, Miss Photogenic & many more prizes for the participants.



    2. Honourable members are requested to attend with family & guests. Enjoy the evening with Lots of food and drinks.



    3. Forms for participation available at MB Club Reception (0522-2480045) for following entries:



    (a) May Queen Princess 14 years to 18 Years

    (b) May Queen 18 Years & above



    Regards

    Col Kamaal

    Secretary
  • Why aren't we having a May Queen Ball?
  • We should have a coed beauty pageant.
  • Yes we should. I will lose the talent competition, but win the swimsuit.
  • I think Franklin would make a wonderful May Queen. Perhaps I shall weave him a crown of daisies while I watch you fools run around on Sat.
  • Franklin shall be crowned Queen of the Snoopys
    Mike shall be crowned Queen of the swimsuits
    Together they shall reign in peace for four score year
  • Mike is our Bathing Beauty!
  • edited May 2012
    If Alex is on the judging panel, there had better be a sailor's suit
  • I look good in white and blue.

    image

    It brings out my eyes.
  • "Hey there. i just found someone new. we've found lots of people at this site who you have met... we've met a few perverted dudes close to us!"
  • "Bonsoir,

    Dans le cadre de la distribution de son héritage, feu Monsieur Fernand DALLAIRE a bien voulu penser à votre association. Alors prière de bien vouloir prendre contact avec Maître François BOESPFLUG à toute fin utile."

    This is saying that this guy wants to leave me money in his will



  • [read this in an old lady's voice]

    Hello Dear
    My Name is Miss Mariam a good looking girl,lovely, caring with good understanding and honesty, i am just browsing now i just saw your contact ( it seams like some thing touches me so i became interested in you, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to my email so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address (Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
    miss Mariam
  • Amazing subject line:

    "View My Pics ...... from Secret Wife Affairs"

    Secret wife affairs?????
  • Is it a weed? At Briggs nursery that is the way we looked for weeds.

    What is the actual definition of SACCADOSCOPOEIA?

    Is the lleBBill or lliBBell the way the program of light creates the form? Is it a kabalistic art form? The definition of Saccad is jerky motions and they give the definitions as jerky motions from a horses motion. The Sephardi term Cabello is horse. Further more couldn't Saccad just as easily be a Ya " auf? and or "Joseph" a bird of any sort from a hen, chicken to any when they walk or strut with the jerky motions?

    Your'e not a jerk are you? no thats not a trick question, just pun intended.

    Did they choose the name for Lashone Harah? Because the name lliBBell can be pronounced libel.... And surely the code that runs this isn't VERTIX? Because Vertix implies no vowels just consonants and that brings me to a letter conundrum of the Aleph Tav the Hebrew Aleph Beit that has only one occurence of 123 321 and it does not include a single silent "consonant" aka vowel carrier nor the vav.

    Samech, nun, mem and you can get the term "synonymous" from it under careful consideration just like a "careful" observance causes you to see the cool LED pictures.

    My name is Alyshja Brogan if you get this letter. Hope you write back. Thank you.

    Alyshja
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