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- flossy_log_lady February 2013
- Leland February 2013
- Loose_Thread February 2013
- MirandaJuly February 2013
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So this happened
I went to Burgerville last night. I entered the drive-through. I ordered a deliciously unhealthy meal, and proceded to the first window. I paid for my meal.
Then I drove away.
I made it all the way home and got out of the car before I was like, "I'm so excited to eat this hot fudge Sun... wait a minute. Where's my... SHIT."
So I had to drive all the way back to Burgerville and explain that I was the dummy who just went through the drive-through without actually collecting my food.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Then I drove away.
I made it all the way home and got out of the car before I was like, "I'm so excited to eat this hot fudge Sun... wait a minute. Where's my... SHIT."
So I had to drive all the way back to Burgerville and explain that I was the dummy who just went through the drive-through without actually collecting my food.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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I remember getting my change then thinking hmm where did my wallet go.... I must have put it in my bag
and I wrapped my arms around him from behind
and wiggled
and was like "ooh, it's getting cold"
and then Nicole in this strangled voice goes "Oh! OH! IT'S A STRANGER"
and the dude turned around like "WTF I am being molested"
and I said "oh!"
It was so weird. Steve had been there that whole time. But then suddenly he was gone. I truly felt like I was losing my mind
Also one time I drove LITERALLY FIFTY BLOCKS past my house before realizing it