Egg Nog anticipates a messianic beverage which will be greater than itself, and, in the Books of the Old UHX, Soy Nog (Silk Nog/etc.) is the one whose coming Egg Nog foretold. UHXers commonly refer to Egg Nog as the precursor or forerunner of Soy Nog, since Egg Nog typically predates Soy Nog's coming.
Egg Nog is also identified with the prophet Steve, who speculates along with some scholars that Soy Nog is itself but a poor dairy-free substitute of Egg Nog (but this view is disputed).
If you don't like drinkable mayonnaise I mean egg nog, does that make you an atheist or just straight up a devil-worshipper. For that matter, if you like egg nog, does that make you a devil worshipper?
Those that refuse to accept the redemption that can only come from swallowing the Truth of Nog are damned to live in a holiday themed hell of sock and underwear gifts from their mother for eternity. We love you @Loose_Thread, which is why we want to share our Nog.
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WHERE IS THE NOG
blur it all out!
Noggles!
A little mouse told me there might be some nog.
I am crossing my fat little nog fingers.
I took a picture of it.
I'm buying some armagnac today.
"Egg Nog is the beheaded version of Soy Nog".
Egg Nog is also identified with the prophet Steve, who speculates along with some scholars that Soy Nog is itself but a poor dairy-free substitute of Egg Nog (but this view is disputed).
"when egg nog's mother saw Mary approaching the child in her belly leapt"
I was talked out of the two kinds they had at the store. I bought a fancy cognac and a fancy scotch instead.
LONG LIVE NOG.
Salmonella for EVERYONE! :)
I say that as someone who loves the nog
:(
my local fancy west hills market, Lambs, does NOT yet have the nog.
too much nog.
so we made nog french toast.
NOG