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anyone else sick of harley hogs farting loudly in front of their homes?

distant_shoedistant_shoe
edited September 2012
multiple times daily?

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  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    edited September 2012
    also, who is gonna sell me and sally some iphones for cheap, i know there has to be some nerds on here that are gonna get the new ones.
    (and i'm talking for way cheaper than rando craigslist/ebay shit, we be some broke peoples)


    also check out https://twitter.com/i/#!/search/?q=#ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho&src=tren

    "but you got that iphone 5 tho"
    pretty funny

  • NickNick
    so sick of them.

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    it's like, just go back to being a dental hygienist or whatever your "i'm not actually a hardass" thing is. so annoying.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    When I was on the ferry from Nainaimo to Vancouver there was a pack of Canadian Harley dudes, which is kind of even more ridiculous, because their clothes are sparkling clean, and even though they have tattoos, you can just sense that they are polite Canadians.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    There are few things I think are more indicative of a general consciousness of assholery and self-entitlement than the riding around of intensely loud motorcycles. Not only are you demonstrating that you actually could not care less about the comfort of any other person in the world--indeed, that you might not even BE AWARE of this concept--but you are demonstrating that you are actively interested in making a spectacle of yourself. These people are remnants of our savage past. I guess they like it that way.

  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    the guy with the hog on my block is the boss of this shitty place called VALUE CAD that does bulk renderings using CAD software. what a chode! at 730 and 430 every day! ugh!! when will it start raining so these nerds will go back to driving their FJs to work.
  • LelandLeland
    Why do you hate freedom?
  • Dr_William_HaywardDr_William_Hayward
    Many big hog petrol peeps are Tea Party? Wave of the future is electric motorcycles, hope not powered by coal. Very quietude.
  • Julee_CruiseJulee_Cruise
    edited September 2012
    Some wiener on a noisy dirt bike rides ON THE SIDEWALK by our babies window everyday during her naptime... occasionally waking her up. He returns after being gone for 10 minutes... presumably just keeping the engine greased up so it doesn't lie dormant in his garage.

    My new boss rides a hog, and he is a tea partier. I hear the word 'obamanation' numerous times throughout the day.

    The noisy thing makes a bit of sense on the highway, where being both audible and visible can save your life... but its so obnoxious in residential areas.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    bub rub and lil sis!
  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    some neighbors are saying 'way too loud'
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited September 2012
    Do you think that, just once, you could run out of the house with an air horn when you hear them approaching.... and just blast in right in their face?
  • curtcurt
    I heard a saying the other day that Harleys are machines that convert gas into noise. (full disclosure: I have a motorcycle and I enjoy riding it. It's not a Harley, though, and not all that loud, IMO)
  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    like bikes, i just dont love chopped muffler 100+db of dumb
  • joeyjoey
    My dad likes vintage motorcycles, but somehow is attracted to a quieter, smaller kind. Is that a thing? I just feel like the sound of his bikes was never overwhelming to me.

    It's officially biker time in Anacortes, dumb Oyster run tomorrow, so on my normal bicycle at intersections I am subjected to the sound of revving engines (Is that what it's called? That weird farting noise?). I have accumulated all the food I'll need not to leave my house for a couple days. Close all the doors, draw the shades. Fuck you assholes.

    I discovered a short while ago that the Oyster run isn't even organized by Anacortes people. Their office is in FUCKING EVERETT WASHINGTON.

    "Hey guys, I'm sick of riding in circles in this parking lot. I have an idea, let's go fart all over that nice island place over there!"
  • kdawgkdawg
    edited September 2012
    I always enjoyed Oyster Run. It was like a plague of locusts, except that you knew no one would die, and you knew when it would be over.
  • joeyjoey
    Oh, I bet you are secretly a Harley bear.
    You are just waiting to age, gain a bunch of weight, lose a bunch of hair, grow a beard, get an earring, oh maybe two! Then you'll be ready.

    That is the only explanation for why you liked Oyster Run.
    The only other plausible explanation would be that there is something wrong with you.
  • kdawgkdawg
    Hahaha no. It is the same reason I like going to the aquarium, or to a Nine Inch Nails concert, even though I wouldn't want to live there. Also the same reason I like going to see 3-D movies. Immersion into a strange other world. And then it's over and things are back to normal.

    I wish there was an analog to biker culture for segway riders. Like, thousands of people on segways. Maybe all wearing different colors of tartan plaids.
  • joeyjoey
    Segway gathering would be much more quiet.
    The Oyster run is torture for ears with little respite.
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