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1ST ANNUAL UHX SECRET GRUNTY SIGN-UPS

edited November 2010
Welcome to the official 1st Annual Secret Grunty Exchange.

Here's what to do if you want in:

* Send me a direct message including your name and postal address saying you want in. You must send a PM to sign up. Doing so means you've minimally read the instructions and conceivably are able to procure and post a gift.

* After you send me a message, post in this thread just in case something goes haywire and I need to double check the list and/or I'm a total jerk and your message is lost.

* In a couple of weeks, sign ups will be closed. I will conduct a super scientific algorithmic experiment to match participants and you will receive a direct message with your recipient's name and address.

* Next, you make/buy an amazing thing and get it to the post office before December 10th. Everyone gets packages in the mail, and joy and goodwill to all ensues.

Some important information:

* The exchange is open to all users anywhere in the world, old and new.

* You can gift whatever you want.

* Get creative. Go nuts with packaging design/additions. You don't have to, but get your juices flowing. Karma, people.

* Put your gift in the mail no later than December 10th. This time of year mail systems are overloaded, and if you're in Ecuador and your recipient is in Mongolia it will need some time to get there.

* If you sign up, be willing and able to mail a gift. If you already know you're out of the country for all of December, yeah it's a drag, but please don't sign up. Grovelling and pleading may be accepted if it's a really cool story but the one thing that ruins this thing is the jerks who don't send anything.

That's it.

Have fun.

The following users are in it to win it:
@KmikeyM
@Pau
@Handicap_Mike
@The_Denver_Nuggets
@ATL_aka_curt
@flossy_logs
@TeenWolf
@DrJ
@bookhouseboyP
@ed_chigliak
@freddy
@the_owls
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Comments

  • what's this about grunty
  • are you gonna put him in the mail
  • Putting cats in the mail is cruel.
  • badgers without borders
  • I will send something wonderful to somebody! (Hint: it won't be Grunty. Or will it?)
  • I would like to be "in."
  • I will be IN

    HOPE YOU LIKE CORN ON THE COB
  • I would be in! I would volunteer to receive packages in Portland and re-mail them to obscure telling postmarks.
  • I will join.
  • Sign-ups are still open, for now. If you don't see your name in the original post, but think you've signed up, it's because I've not received a message with your name/addy.
  • Okay, here's what I'm shooting for: as early as possible into the Thanksgiving weekend, we'll close sign-ups, I'll fire up the match-o-tron and send out names so that y'all will have two full weekends and then some.

    If you've not signed up, now is the time.
  • WHOEVER GETS ME I WANT MARIJUANA IN A BAGGIE
  • edited November 2010
    You have been santeed! Please send me a message if you are on the registered list but did not receive a name from me.

    REMEMBER: get 'em in the mail by the 10th!

    And incidentally, don't say your username in what you send. Let people try and guess later when people compare their lumps of coal/best santee ever notes.
  • Just a friendly reminder: you have but 3 days to get your gifts in the mail!

    Once you receive your cool thing, be sure to post pictures and make a guess at who your Santa/Grunty is here!
  • I MAILED MINE
    WHERE THE F IS MINE YOU GRUNTYS
  • I totally forgot! Don't worry grunty!
  • Who has me?
  • Oh sad. I signed up but never got an e-mail. No one wants my grunty present! Sigh.
  • @flossy_logs check your inbox here! i will resend it, just in case!
  • Why am I such a complete doofus!? It is there! I will send ASAP!
  • WHOA
    I also was expecting an email and didn't know there was a message in my Inbox!
    Okaaaaaaayyyyyyy, um, Santa's coming?
  • OMG Grunty package came today! Pix to follow soonish. I am in awe.
  • Secret Grunty is in the post box now!!
  • Yeah kids, the idea is to have your mix in the mail by today to make for bliss and goodwill toward all folks worldwide by the end of the year.

    Please make sure you're a good santa/grunty! The world is counting on YOU!
  • Grunty pak went out, very excited to see how it's received.
  • Grunty came, Grunty came! Must have been the kibble and milk I left by the fireplace. Was it OK to open it now or am I supposed to wait for the day when Grunty was born in a manger? Calvin approves of the crazy cat dance book, and we will try the honey with biscuits some morning very soon...Thank you, Grunty!
  • I WIN SECRET GRUNTY!!!

    Secret Grunty
  • I think 805 is the area code for the North Pole.
  • edited December 2010
    I can't take a picture of my present because my digicam charger is missing!
    I also don't know how to describe it accurately, OR who made it... so exciting!

    It's a beautiful woven? knitted? pale green band that larger than my head, so I am assuming it to be a belt or perhaps neck adornment. Handmade is so cooL, GRUNTY!!!
  • When does everyone fess up?
  • Let's wait until everyone's gotten their GRUNTY before anyone 'fesses up'.

    Rule generally is, if you guess correctly, the person can come forward...
  • My Grunty knows who I am...
    I haven't gotten my Grunty yet
    But I am in Michigan

    I LOVE GRUNTY
  • I got my Grunty out, was witness/party to Mike's awesome Grunty reception, but know not what my own Grunty may bring. It's so fun!!
  • Dear Mike's Grunty: that pumpkin cake is off the hook!!! Please please share the recipe?
  • You guys.................
    Grunty isn't real.

    :(
  • I really think Secret Grunty was a brilliant idea. And I haven't even gotten mine yet!
    Just the concept is great.
    WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS: KUDOS TO YOU SIR OR MADAM
  • Grunty is real if you believe in Him
  • My package was from Grunty, he IS real!!!
  • edited December 2010
    Grunty came to Atlanta!

    Secret Grunty gift set

    I have no idea who my Grunty is (and I can't match many people's UHX names to their IRL names, so it's hard to even guess), but thank you, it's awesome!
  • I don't know who most people are on here, OR who signed up... seems impossible to guess the Grunty.
  • I thought my grunty was stevsy, but then again I think the address was sw portland, who in the world lives there? PSU maybe? Also, I burned the box so I actually forget the address.
  • I KNOW WHO LIVES IN SW PORTLAND!
    I think I know your Grunty!

    The person who was my Grunty guessed it before she even opened the box.
    Damn living in such an immediately-knowable town (because no one else on earth lives here but me)

    STILL NO GRUNTY FOR ME
    I WANT MY LOOT
    I WANT TO SEE IF GRUNTY GOT MY LETTER SAYING WHAT I WANTED
  • Hey TeenWolf,
    The man behind the Secret Grunty Exchange is toni (aka Nick Rennis). Nick is the owner of The Business in Anacortes and he single-handedly makes the music scene happen in our town these days. With no D.O.S. we are spending the cold seasons at home watching DVDs and Nick is the one offering bands who still wish to come through town a place to play and he also hosts social events at the bar twice a week.
    When the Grunty sign-ups happened I was like "Fuck no! Enough pressure to find gifts already, I don't need this right now..." but now as everyone is receiving their cool stuff in the mail I have realized that this was a really great idea. It seems like enough people here are on the same page to make and give each other really awesome things.
    So anyway, the sad part about this is that the Grunter (toni) can't be grunted...

  • maybe if Grunter's addy was posted we could all send him little things, in thanks for this cool postal exchange...
  • The Business
    402 Commercial Ave.
    Anacortes, WA
    98221
  • edited December 2011
    grunty
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