Old Man Mike

1234 · May 2012

Loose_Thread · May 2012

Happy birthday, you beautiful being!

Highlights from your horoscope:

It is a good time for furthering new projects. But do not overextend yourself and go beyond your resources, which is another temptation now. Your fondness for taking risks can lead to accidents at this time, so be careful.

You feel emotionally secure and in touch with your feelings. At the same time you have an enormous feeling of generosity, relating to the nurturing function within you. You will work to make your home comfortable and elegant.

You realize your past has positively contributed to your present situation, and you will want to be surrounded by things that remind you of your past. This is a good time to see old friends and loved ones. Regardless of your own sex, you may receive some benefit from a woman who offers to help or care for you in some way. Often her function in your life will be to reveal to you what is within and to make you more self- sufficient. This person could even be a man, but he would affect you in a maternal way.

Psychologically, you are in a period of incorporation and assimilation, of taking into yourself whatever can nourish and support you. Avoid fatty foods.

This is a favorable time to talk to superiors, bosses or employers about your work and how you may advance in your job. Use this time to find the best way to go about getting a promotion.

Expect profound insights into metaphysical dimensions which usually remain closed to the conscious mind, and which indicate that all suffering is subject to certain principles. You are now less concerned with your daily achievements than with understanding the meaning behind them. If you are suffering in any way, wholistic remedies or forms of therapy are far more likely to help you than any treatment which merely tries to fight the symptoms. Help and relief are now likely to come in the form of subtle hints or things mentioned in passing.

If you have to deal with situations which are both challenging and difficult you will now find it easier to take time out or withdraw. You will now have better access to your world of inner images and imagination, and inner affirmation and dream journeys could lead to healing experiences. The new insights you gain will also bring you the ability to use talents and ingenuity that you may not have known you had.

You now have a chance to either revive or rediscover your spiritual or philosophical freedom. You may come to realize that your motivations were not as altruistic as you would have liked to believe; you might also come to the conclusion that your ideals have been an attempt to compensate for, or cover up, any personal weaknesses. It is as if you have been using your noble ideals to suppress the animalistic, physical side of your nature which will now make their presence felt, demanding to be taken seriously.

This is a favorable time to embark upon study of a technical discipline, science, astrology or other branches of the occult, particularly if the discipline is revolutionizing society in some way, as computer technology is now.

YoursTruly · May 2012

Poor pup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, we are all right behind you (or ahead of you, as the case may be).

Growing old and dying together, that's the friendship way

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

You are a beautiful god's creation, bringing joy and light to everyone who knows you. I am always so excited when I walk into a place and see that you are there! You are so full of amazing creative energy and incredible(y weird) ideas. You are perhaps the most punk rock person I know. I love your projects and your approach to life, your amazing optimism, your fashion, your sense of humor, and all the projects you force me to do. You married me and my husband! I will never forget the incredible(y weird) speech you wrote and how you truly took our wedding to "the next level." What a great, great friend and person.