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Red shorts

12341234
edited May 2012
I got my "short reds" today in the mail. They don't seem *that* short. But I haven't tried them on yet.

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  • MarcusMarcus
    But where the fuck are those socks?
  • 12341234
    edited May 2012
    Oh... they are plenty short. Li'l Reds indeed. I mean, still tasteful. Not like an American Apparel ad or anything... but yeah, short enough that I'll have to ask Brandon to start focusing a little more on my legs.
  • LelandLeland
    Did shareholders approve these shorts? I have the sense that we may have taken on an untenable degree of risk.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    The funniest thing that ever happened on UHX was when Alex said Mike was going to be wearing his little sailor outfits.
  • Judar_SpitzerJudar_Spitzer
    I've had my red shorts for a couple months. So there.
  • 12341234
    UrHo softball on the Sunday the 20th. Wear 'em. Red Shorts Off, er, i mean contest...
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly

    gary's shorts are pink

  • 12341234
    I AM WEARING THEM TODAY.
  • LelandLeland
    Pictures?
  • MatthewMatthew
    How do you feel?
  • Judar_SpitzerJudar_Spitzer
    Mike's shorts are pink too. I think he's like colorblind.
  • 12341234
    edited May 2012
    image
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    They are way pinker IRL.

    I bet this is 'shopped.
  • LelandLeland
    O! Not nearly short enough. I'm writing a letter of complaint to the Brothers.
  • 12341234
    These are the shortest shorts in the arsenal of the Brothers Brook House of Shortened Pants.
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited May 2012
    You could roll them.
    But... would a true preppy roll or tailor? I guess it depends on the age.
    Not ready to grow up/Retired WASP=rolled (rebellion)
    Working WASP=tailored (So mom notices)
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    We were promised sailor suits.
  • LelandLeland
    edited May 2012
    Cut-offs!
  • the_owlsthe_owls
    It's pretty sailor-y!
    Take off the sunnies and add a little hat...
  • LelandLeland
    edited May 2012
    Aye, aye! Matey!
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