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Forkner's Easter Present:

edited April 2012

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  • Looking at those shirts makes me feel ill.
  • edited April 2012
    Who's a grouch today? Too much sunlight?
  • Maybe it's like a visual misophonia.
  • Yeah, it wasn't grumpiness, it was the thought of a person being covered in pizza :(
  • REAL DEAL PEP
  • It makes me want to bite somebody.
  • Let's start a kickstarter to buy this shirt for Forkshur.
  • LOL, like that flag football gear we only used once. [Result: Forkner concussion and McCormick rib injury]
  • edited April 2012
    flag football is coming back. the urho summer activity chairperson has accepted her nomination and announcements will be happening soon.

    Start getting in shape for the first softball game on May 19th or 20th.
  • CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THIS SHIT
    was just thinking about how much I wanted to do an outdoor-but-lazy activity with all you people again (horseshoe tournament e.g.)
  • We missed softball last year. Stoked for the return. Still have my glove.
  • I have awful hand-eye coordination, so keep that in mind when putting me on a team, also I am "scared of the ball." And I won't slide. And I can't really run because of my ongoing groin injury. However, I have a good attitude and will make up hilarious cheers to yell like "GET A MOVE ON, FATASS"
  • I like this! Sports are the fun way to get hurt!
  • yeah but what about that pizza shirt?
    team jersey
  • the pizzoids
  • pizzazz.

    now I really want to play.
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    pee-wee wants to play, too
  • edited April 2012
    Pizza and Pee-Wee.... I don't buy it, he would definitely eat a hot dog instead. "On a stick," if at all possible.

    Which brings up an interesting point. Is pizza funny? I almost think no. What is funny is how much we sincerely love it. That even though it is just a lowly food, we take it extremely seriously. And that is what I think is funny about pizza.

    A hot dog is funny because of the way it's shaped and because of its name. The only way a pizza can be funny physically is when it is thrown up in the air as dough, and the way that the melted cheese makes long strands that take a long time to break.

    Furthermore, I believe that pizza is actually cute. Because it resembles a round, friendly face. When I think of pizza, what plays in my mind is the Ninja Turtles when they are babies, and they are jumping up and down saying their first words. That shows that pizza is cute, like a funny friend.
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