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Drunk Thread

swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
edited April 2012
For posting stuff after you've been drinking.
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  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    I wish I was drunk.

    I'll try to post later when I am hopefully drunk post-comedy

    I tried to get drunk last night but it somehow didn't transpire--I only had one drink! Need to be more focused tonight.
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    I had 4 gin and tonics but did not get drunk.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    ?!
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    how were you making those drinks happen? Were you just beelining to the bar at every venue? I felt like I couldn't pull the trigger, like I was never totally sure how long we'd be staying in a place. WILL NOT MAKE SAME MISTAKE TONIGHT, believe you me. Unless I'm driving, of course
  • LelandLeland
    edited April 2012
    I've picked out a spot where I am setting up my lawn furniture in advance of the forth-coming drunk parade!

  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    I had 2 at Mt Tabor Theater, 1 at the Hawthorne, and 1 at Bossanova. Pretty mellow over 4 hours, right? I mean, I sipped on them in a pretty mellow fashion.
  • 12341234
    (alex, remember the deal... we end the drinking at midnight on Sunday)
  • UncleBoatShoes2011UncleBoatShoes2011
    i think i had more drinks than that!
    i wasn't driving and showed a real desire and commitment to drinking!
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited April 2012
    What is wrong with you people?

    Drink before you go out, secret your booze upon your person in some clever fashion, and you'll never long for oblivion.

    Struck for sober orneryness... I thought Stephen Paul was complaining about not getting enough d.
    : - (
    bad reader
    Maybe I am an a-hole
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    Steve's desire and commitment were truly inspiring; I will emulate him this eve'
  • flossy_log_ladyflossy_log_lady
    Hey, guys! I want to get drunk with you! How do I make that happen?

    Warning, though: you all will be sober and I will have had like 1.4 drinks and then someone will check his/her phone and realize that I am back at my home, posting something on the drunk thread right before passing out at 10pm.

    But the thirty minutes leading up to that will be super fun, I promise!
  • the_owlsthe_owls
    well, i had a great old tome. i meant time, but tome is ok!
    old alan frogter fell asleep on the couch so i put 2 blankets on him, tho.
    i'm drunk enough, tho!

    popcorn cheesy is all mine, and tomorrow i'll see a movie. woo hoo!
  • MatthewMatthew
    I was drunk but I forgot to come write something.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    I was briefly drunk at the Gelman show but then I got less drunk as the evening wore on and I didn't get another drink. Now I'm glad I did because it meant I had a real good sleep, instead of terrible interrupted drunk-sleep.

    Still fun!!!!!!
  • LelandLeland
    1 Hornsby (The house drink of the season). 1/2 an epi of The Voice with little one. Then one very forgettable movie with light-hearted stars. Then 1/2 of a good movie with sour stars, (I think!). Then, more or less, morning.

    Next time I need to remember to UHX.

    My lawn furniture was shuffled around and one recliner arm had a cigarette burn. Somebody was out last night....
  • 12341234
    I'm high on life.
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    When the weather is so beautiful like it is, it feels like the whole world is making love to me.
  • LelandLeland
    Pretty good evening in the place with yards. I bought a kind of clown school parachute at the bins today. It's out billowing in the yard next to a fairy chair. 2 Hornsbys. Probably not drunk enough for the thread, but just nodding along.

    Cleaned up the BBQ that came with the place and put it to work on some chicken and marinated zucchinis.

    Feels like livin'!
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    thanks to whoever on this board told me about taking a beer with you into the shower
  • LelandLeland
    Gee! Thanks for broadcasting that notion!
  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    yeah but to get good shit out of me when im drunk you gotta post links to things like that biennial review where people are pretending to be smart but who are clearly very dumb.
    OMG I GOT SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT. IT WAS SO SLOW TO COME OVER ME. BUT then when i was DJin and the last dancers were getting more and more upset with the flanger effects and stupid beat chopping and people were giving me that bewildered look and i felt as if the room was a helium balloon and i in it, and then i put on the youtubes and grabbed some beer and christaned my new studio space and stayed there until just before sunrise then i knew i was drunk
    but we couldnt get the wifi working so it was no drunk thread for me.
  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    someone bring me a 6er of coconut water please. or an IV. i'll take either.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    This dude don't even drink beer, y'all.
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    Explain
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    Me? Alan usually declines beers or nurses one beer for two hours because he prefers other types of booze.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    I love alan
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    KMikeyM and I are taking a 2 week break from alcohol. There will be no drunk posts from either of us during this time.
  • LucyLucy
    You're going to like the way you look.
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited April 2012
    Supposedly my "Christian" name was suggested by a Denny's cook named Cat who was known to be dry except for a yearly two-day bender, no questions asked. Vegas baby
  • DeathDeath
    I am there. I went 'clubbing' for a friends b-day and mostly just realized that kids nowadays just do it differently than I will ever want to. Oh well. Guess I'll figure out this crazy place another day.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    You mean like how they do handstands and shake their butts?
  • DeathDeath
    edited April 2012
    So many shaking butts!
    But I'm down with the shaking butts.
    It was more just how extreme the whole meat market thing has become at some clubs. It was sorta funny sometimes, but then there were things like some guy who made a comment about how this girl's urine smelled good when she came out of the bathroom and just...yuck dude. I don't know, my shirt wasn't very shiny either so I felt out of place.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    WHOA!!!!
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    image
  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    those people don't even look drunk yet
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    All my posts right now are drunk FYI. Check the time stamps.
  • LelandLeland
    High five! Havin' a cider.

  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited April 2012
    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!


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  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited April 2012
    I came on this thread once I was juiced up but then I found I didn't have anything to say. Should we work on keeping this thread full of controversy, a la vrsn's original rant?
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  • distant_shoedistant_shoe
    edited April 2012
    FRESH LOBSTER SHRIMS AND CRAB


    SHRIM!!!!!

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  • MarcusMarcus
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  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    Shrim gave me nightmare
  • LelandLeland
    Pretty tipsy. Half the time pretty fun. Half the time pretty quarrelsome. Sleep on its way. Ahhh.
  • DeathDeath
    Good Times foreva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    except for D Rose...that was an infinite bummer.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    Managed to not drink last night even though I kept going to places where you drink. It felt really weird!
  • 12341234
    I'm looking forward to drinking again. Weekends, especially post-hike, is when I really want a beer.
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