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RFP: Request For Punning
Hello. I need your help brainstorming something because I think you (well, some of you) are smart and good at words.
A friend of mine is starting a wine based project and is looking for a name for his new endeavor.
So far we have thought of Grape Expectations, but to me the word 'grape' means more of an artificial flavor than a wine flavor… but there are so many wine words… Like Wine Not, or Vine Not?
(Oh, and Alex, we already thought Date Grape, so that doesn't need to be mentioned again.
A friend of mine is starting a wine based project and is looking for a name for his new endeavor.
So far we have thought of Grape Expectations, but to me the word 'grape' means more of an artificial flavor than a wine flavor… but there are so many wine words… Like Wine Not, or Vine Not?
(Oh, and Alex, we already thought Date Grape, so that doesn't need to be mentioned again.
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Because subscribtion services/clubs should always sound kinda fancy.
Tannin Salon is very good. I was mulling (get it?) tannin last night but couldn't connect it. Admirable play.
Theme Song #1
Theme Song #2
Changed to "Your Own Personal Bacchus"
I also like Pour Sports because it's a pun but also implies that the pouring of wine is equitable to a competitive sport
Tannin Salon is also brilliant.
those are my votes
I still can't think of a single pun
i'm just like "FUCK YOUR DUMB ASS WINE JOKE, YOU FUCKING JERK. I'm ON MY FUCKING WAY"
they are never that chill when you get there, either
but that's a pretty subjective perspective
so much more respect for a place called "Mike's Wine" or like "Hank's Wine" or something else both simple and to the point
those guys are never assholes i guarantee it
they let the wine do the talking
because to make wine fun, you gotta take both the shitty puns and the snooty fancy out of the equation and just get stoked on a cool beverage that is really weird, can taste so many weird ways and makes you drunk and can be just as exciting at $10 a bottle as $100.
unless he calls his thing WINEY FUCKING BABY
in which case (of wine), he win(e)s
Also, I actually worked at a "fine dining" establishment in Alabama named Que Syrah. We failed our first health inspection.
Pour Favor.
Vino Evil.
In-a-gadda-da-vino.