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Hungover At Your Job

YoursTrulyYoursTruly
edited March 2012
UGH

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  • 12341234
    If you drink every day then you will be hungover less. Build up a tolerance.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    yuck!

    also my throat is raw from screaming, apparently I was screaming a lot

    real cathartic night out
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited March 2012
    I do not have this problem but I saw something amazing on St. Pat. Da.

    A young lady was walking her dog and trying to keep the box of hot pizza closed
    She was wearing pajamas and was running after a gang of college people in green clothes
    She tripped
    The pizza then fell into the street!!!!
    Instantaneously, the weimaraner was eating it!!!!!!!!

    I think part of what was so funny is how a pizza looks when it is falling.
    My normal experience with pizza is that it's this larger-than-life, 100% solid item; the most real thing on earth.
    But when it slams into the street at the speed of light, it looks like a floppy amoeba, not solid at all. Like a stew that just happens to barely hold the shape of a disc.

    Also it's funny to see a dog lunge with a quickness for something delicious and broken.
    Like that picture of Grunty laughing at the pizza.
  • DeathDeath
    Being hungover and having to program a 9 page website from scratch over the next 3 days also sucks. Goodbye blinking!
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    I am laughing so hard at your story RCH!!!!!!! Every element of it is making me laugh
  • MatthewMatthew
    One time I worked at a pizza place creating pizzas and a man came in to pick up a pizza and walking out he turned the box 90° put it under his arm and walked down the street.
  • the_owlsthe_owls
    pizzamoeba!
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    Matthew: !!!!!!!!

    Was it a prank?
  • MatthewMatthew
    I think he was deadly serious.
  • 12341234
    I got slightly made fun of by my personal assistant last night when I sent her to get me a drink at Valentine's and asked for a sparkling lemonade with no whiskey. But then I went to gym today and I killed it. So there!

    I'm testing out if I want to not drink for a while... I'm not sure I want to do that.
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    Shall we both try and not drink in April?
  • 12341234
    Seems like a bad month for that... Comedy Festival! And also a bachelor party. :)

    But I like the idea of radical change!
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    What about not drinking for the last 2 weeks after Comedy Festival?
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    Start off mellow/achievable. (Chatting in UHX)
  • 12341234
    Yes. I would even stop now, until my weekend of debauchery, then stop again after comedy for 2 weeks. ON AND OFF. Straight Edge or Drunk. No in-between.

    I just started going to the trainer twice a month. I'm excited.
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    g.d. it I'm jealous of you Mike
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    I would not give up drinking, but I would meet up with you guys somewhere to not drink together. Andrew Michaan is currently not drinking as well.
  • UncleBoatShoes2011UncleBoatShoes2011
    Mike, do you mean you are going to the trainer twice a week now?
    Cause I thought previously you were going once a week.
  • 12341234
    edited March 2012
    A week, yeah. That's what I meant. Mondays and Wednesdays. Me & Brandon. We're like a 1/2 hour buddy cop movie but instead of bad guys he's just making me lift heavy things. It's like improv theater. Only fun for the participants.
  • Judar_SpitzerJudar_Spitzer
    I'm hung over at work. Death by Jolly Roger.
  • MarcusMarcus
    This thread is going to stay top-10 like forever. Or until we all quit drinking. Don't see that happening though.
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    I am drinking an Old Rasputin Stout from the newly nitro-ized work keg. We're getting Por Que No for dinner. They are good at bribing me to stay late.
  • MarcusMarcus
    edited March 2012
    Work keg! Just tried to find a picture of dudes dressed in suits drinking from a keg BUT COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE ONE.
  • MarcusMarcus
    Lots of keg suits though.

    image
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    sobriety as altered state
  • 12341234
    We should do a photo shoot of men in suits drinking from a keg. Sell it on all the stock photo sites.
  • MarcusMarcus
    Mike, let's do it! As soon as my camera is feeling better.
  • 12341234
    This will be a weird party. Find an office. Buy a keg. Drink and take pictures.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    I'll shoot if I get a cut.
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