I remember in the primordial days of UHX someone recommended adding peanut butter to your Berry Blast smoothie at Jamba Juice, I followed these directions and it blew my mind. Although I still enjoy the occasional all-fruit smoothie at Jamba, these days I'm mostly making my own. It seems you all are too! So what are you assholes putting in yr smoothie today?
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frozen mango chunks
whole milk yogurt
calamansi juice
banana
We put old bananas in the freezer, like when they are brown. They get even browner in there, but just on the outside.
I take a frozed banana and cut it in half and then scrape the peel off. Chop that up. Add some other frozen stuff, a couple strawberries, maybe a few Trader Joes pineapple chunks. And two ice cubes (they make it light). Then some Kefir if we have it, or a little fruit juice (grape, apple, POG, whatever) and a bit of milk (need liquids or the cheap blender gets stuck). Big scoop of Protein, little scoop of Vitamin C. Grind it!
Peanut butter sounds very interesting!
Frozen blueberries
Hemp protein powder
OJ
Flax oil
Non frozen banana
Water
In that order, every morning, for several years now. I'd try different ones, but it's easier to just have a routine and stock up.
Frozen banana
Ice
Spirulina
Water (or, if possible, coconut water)
kale
blueberries
plain yogurt
ground flaxseed
banana
peanut butter
OJ
ice
OJ
Kale and/or spinach
banana
2-3 carrots
2 cloves raw garlic
half teaspoon cayenne pepper
all-one vitamin powder
*do not drink this before going on a date
MORE FRUIT, I agree with Boaty
I bought a bag of clemmies at Trader Joes and have been eating like 8 a day and there are still so many left! I think the giant bag or box of clemmies or satsumas at Trader Joes is easily the best buy in the history of consumer products
1 to 2 cups baby spinach, like a big wad of it. maybe two wads. fuck it.
1 banana
around 5 frozen mango chunks
maybe 10 frozen blueberries
1 plop of yogurt
1 hearty splash/glug glug of almond, oat or hemp milk
1 tablespoon peanut or almond butter (trader joes has ones w flax seeds in em already!)
1 good dusting of green powder with all them green stuffs (i go easier on this than i used to 'cause the stuff tends to make me a bit speedy)
2 ice cubes
optional fiber boosts:
any cereal in the cupboard (whole grain cheerios or shredded wheats...mmm)
flax seeds
for rotorooter fiber power
fuckin a.
all them oils mike puts in his seem pimp as fuck tho
kale is trendy and stringy and gets stuck in yr teeth
spinach rules