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day 2.5 of sitting on my ass due to sprained ankle

edited September 2012
just chillin looking at screens and shit
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  • (as opposed to sitting on my ass all day due to laziness like i usually do)
  • Oh no! Did a vigilante flip you?
  • did you sprain it chasing after a woman whose virtue had been besmirched by some passing ruffian???

    GET WELL SOON ALROD
  • no i was playing basketball with some friends when i did a hot dog move and my ankle buckled under me like a bent twig
  • Not everyone can work that shut-down D, man.
  • edited September 2012
    backstory: in 2005/6 i made a boxed set with the then newly flush with cash Marriage Records label. it had 5 CDs of stuff that i had been selling as CD-rs, unreleased weird stuff and a DVD with collaborative videos from my buddies. We had 500 weird glued together rainbow gradient boxes made by local printer stumptown printers and had all these CDs and DVDs made and they were sold online and i had some i sold and then within about a year and a half, by maybe 2008, they were sold out. we sold them for about $50, a pretty good deal for 6 discs of stuff in weird one-of-a-kind packaging.
    somewhere along the line, the music on the CDs (along with the rest of the marriage records catalog) got onto itunes/amazon mp3/emusic etc via a digital distribution deal marriage cut with one of the big players in the game at the time (iota or the other one i cant remember). due to itunes strict pricing structure, the mp3 version of the box set was, and is, a lot of money. i've asked it to be lowered but to do so would be way more work than it would be worth to go through for such an obscure release.

    In 2010 i got a google alert for my name which led to a blogspot blog that had gone to the trouble of uploading each of the audio discs to a file sharing network so people could download the zips and have the audio files for free.

    i figured since the release was hard to find, sold out, way too expensive on weird itunes, and since someone somewhere had gone to the trouble of uploading all the stuff and writing a little, complimentary blurb on this release, i wouldn't get upset, but would rather re-blog said blog post onto my tumblr blog.

    this tumblr post was then seen by a young musician/staff writer at the seattle alt weekly the stranger. I'd talked to him before, his band had played with mine and he was a very nice, very enthusiastic and very glowing in the paper about me as a musician. anyway, he wrote a little blurb:


    [Name omitted] on MON, MAR 29, 2010 at 11:35 AM
    Time to pause that torrent, dude. Adam Forkner/White Rainbow—the PNW's reigning auditory magus—posted a link on his tumblr last week to this page on the Big Fat Satanist blog, where all five discs of his out-of-print 2006 White Rainbow Box have been made available as free mediafire downloads. Obviously, the upping has Forkner's blessing, and Big Fat Satanist also recently posted a rip of WR's 2009 Sea Thru cassette. Good thing, too, since the link for purchasing the still-circulating tape seems to be down.
    The White Rainbow Box is a comprehensive assortment of three years worth of Forkner's meditative, experimental (and often improvisational) riffage. Used copies go for around $100, so if you're in the market for some curative ambient instrumentals to soundtrack this nascent week-long rain sesh, you're in luck. Just remember to give thanks to internet pirate gods and to the eternally-awesome, hoodie-clad Portlander himself, for being so down with the free exchange of his most elusive recordings.


    A little over two years later, this email exchange happens:

    August 23, 2012
    Jake PXXX writes:
    "I'm reading this article* that boasts links to a free expansive set of music called the White Rainbow Box and it sends me to a dead blog. C'mon man let me appreciate this and other stuff if there is like I know there is"

    Adam replies:
    "C'mon man"

    August 24th
    Jake PXXX replies:
    "listen up I've had it up to here okay?! Where are your values. give me music."

    August 26th:
    "how can i listen to it then this box of music"

    Adam replies:
    "buy it on itunes:
    http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/box/id199305171
    http://www.amazon.com/Box/dp/B001E578ZU/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_title_0
    http://spotibot.com/album/7kQlSji0wsYhHiAcF2Mhda

    first watch this: , then do what you will


    August 27th
    Jake PXXX-

    "you're getting sick and you need someone by your bedside, I think my son should dilute his sport drinks with water but he wants to drink em right out of the bottle who's right?"

    Adam
    "no"

    Jake PXXX-
    "Uncle funny are we?"
    then
    "I need someone to play at a beauty pageant my parents are hosting (my little sister is going to win), think I could book you? "

    Adam
    "Is there free wifi"

    Jake PXXX -
    "yeah but the password takes hours to type out, how about it? How about it."


    Days pass, trees leaves rustle in the late summer breeze, dusks and dawns and yawning days

    Sept 3rd 2012
    Jake PXXX writes:
    "i'd pay 5 dollars for your music if you didn't have an unlimited amount of it"

    to which Adam replies
    "i'd pay 5 dollars to know you couldn't just email me stupid witticisms whenever you felt like it"

    Sept 4th
    Jake
    "That wasn't my intention. I was asking you where I could listen to music you made that I can't seem to find, it isn't on your psyched out bandcamp. You mocked me for that. I figured you had a sense of humor considering all you've done is egg me on."

    Adam
    "c'mon man"

  • edited September 2012
    Jake
    "enjoy wearing flat bills and googling yourself"

    Adam
    "c'mon man
    dude, if a music's rarity is the reason you are into it, then i'm not interested in your opinion about mine. first you write me complaining that you cant find my shit, then i tll you where to find it, then you tell me that you'd only give money (five whole dollars!) if you knew i couldnt sell an un limited supply. what do u expect from me? to kiss your ass for five dollars you dont want to give me? if u want scarcity, then go find yrself some of my limited pressings on ebay or something. and if you want to hear them but cant find them physically, then theres the unlimited, available digital format. youre complaining about both things! i dont know what to tell you! either listen to it, buy it or i dont know what? make yr own shit. its not that hard. get a loop pedal, ableton live and a fitted hat.
    anyway, thanks for listening, regardless. but you seem more concerned with the medium than the music, the scarcity or abundance of it, the price, etc than actually listening to it. and you seem to have an awful regard for people that make music, by the tone of all of your emails. "c'mon man" is a pretty rude first thing to say to someone you dont know.
    if u would have written me saying "hey i like your music and i got a few of your albums, some of which i bought on vinyl/tape/cd/on bandcamp but i can't seem to find a way to hear the tracks from your Box, or fnd a copy. do you have any copies or know how i can listen to this stuff?" my reaction would be more cordial. it wasn't what you said to begin, but i treated you well regardless. then you came back with the stupid $5 comment. so i'm just being as gruff as you have been to me since your first email.
    i dont make tons of money from my shit. in fact, i live in poverty. & believe it or not, labels generally dont want to risk putting my ird shit out physically. the market is very bad for releasing music albums, maybe youve heard? putting up records on bandcamp has been one way i can share what im doing, and make a little money from the few people that appreciate what i make. and that helps me to do things like eat and pay my rent and bills. basically, i do it for the love, and try to find ways to get by and still dedicate my life to making music and sharing it. so if i seem impatient or rude, its just that your whole vibe has been mildly rude since the get and im doing my best to just get by and share stuff w people. i dont have managers, booking agents, promo people. u can email me. i like it that way. and so i gave u the benifit of the doubt when you did. now i dont. so basically now im saying if u dont like my store, u can kindly leave. but u cant say i didnt tell u why im asking you to do that, because i just did.

    peace


    Jake:
    http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2010/03/29/five-discs-of-white-rainbow-now-upped-for-free

    The link is broken. Not everyone owns a credit card, either. Sorry if I offended you by saying "c'mon man" in the same sentence as saying you had great music. I figured I would treat you as a person rather than a music guru, though Boring Guitar Music has been really influential. I don't know how to get any hard copies of your music while supporting you in your time of need, but you realize that if I wanted to listen to your entire bandcamp catalog in the car or at work it would cost me something like 75 dollars? There is so much music out there, I can't afford to pay what everyone asks for.


    Adam
    yeah that wasn't my blog. i just saw it and pointed at it. then [name omitted] wrote that article and kinda over-stated
    how "cool i was" with it. that was 2 years ago. now the blog is gone.
    the box is out of print and weirdly expensive on itunes. i can't
    change that shit.
    i don't fully own the rights to that record, i share those rights with
    the label that put it out. if it was mine to do so, i would probably
    eventually put it on my bandcamp for a cheap price. but also it kinda
    sounds like a pain. i made the music on that record in like
    2003-2005. thats a few hard-drives ago....

    ever since there were records there's been more music than a person
    could afford to pay for all at once.
    i don't have an answer to that problem. i actually don't think its a
    problem at all.

    anyway sorry to put you on blast tho
  • Sept 5 Adam writes
    go to this place and punch in these different codes and you will get these various delights
    http://whiterainbowpizza.bandcamp.com/yum
    all these codes are one time only, btw

    dr pizzas spectral retreat and event center
    xxxxxxxx

    trick shot
    xxxxxxx

    from now on let's
    xxxxxx

    sea thru
    xxxxxx

    contemplator
    xxxxxxxx

    aegis
    xxxxxx

    sun shifts
    xxxxxx

    humidifier plaza
    xxxxxx

    lays the boogie down
    xxxxx

    infinity beat tape
    xxxxx

    escapades live in brooklyn 2010
    xxxxx

    night tracer
    xxxxx

    here's some i just made to all free cause i dunno man fuck it, get em while they hot tho

    black box theater live august 2012
    http://whiterainbowpizza.bandcamp.com/album/black-box

    aaaa june 2012 spills and flips
    http://whiterainbowpizza.bandcamp.com/album/a-a-a-a-a-a-june-2012-spills-and-flips

    potted fern
    http://whiterainbowpizza.bandcamp.com/album/potted-fern


    & i found prism of eternal now! on mediafire
    http://www.mediafire.com/?mxatza13ndo
  • Sept 12th Jake writes back:
    you're a weirdo man, thankya for all this music. I heard you run a cough through your delay. I like that

    http://soundcloud.com/thetaliband

    http://thetaliband.bandcamp.com/

    Waiting on a tape to mp3 converter for the bulk
  • "you're a weirdo man"

    C'mon man!
  • that is insane
  • edited September 2012
    can you (meaning us, of our generation) imagine writing to some musician and griping about how to get their music for free/complaining about how it's hard to buy everything you want?

    Fuck that entitlement! And also, fuck email. Sometimes I think about how people use to maintain connections through talking and writing letters, and how much weight those communications had. Now any old twerp can email/tweet you any old dumb passing thought.

    GET OFF MY LAWN!
  • That ankle is hella bruised and swollen too, though.
  • edited September 2012
    What a creep!! "After everything settled down after the looting, your storefront window was repaired. If I want, I can just break the window and take what I want. So please be cool and take the windows off again or let me in so I can take stuff. kthxbye"
  • I think I stalked his web site.... now I'm judging him
  • "from the get"

    I'm used to, " from the git".

    Maybe like, "Git! Shoo! You mangy cur. You are awakening my animal violence. I need my territory back. Behind these lips, my tooth."
  • edited September 2012
    Dude, reading this made my armpits sweat. What an idiot.
    No, I can not imagine anyone my age writing something like this to someone whose work they were interested in. "GIVE ME YOUR SHIT FOR FREE, ASSHOLE, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR STUFF I WANT???"

    Just unimaginable to me, that level of entitlement, and that degree of just straight-up interpersonal rudeness. Email is part of the problem but only part.

    "I WANT SOME CHEESE, GIVE ME THAT CHEESE YOU MADE FROM THOSE COWS YOU ARE RAISING ON YOUR FARM AS YOUR SOLE MEANS OF MAKING A LIVING. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR IT, DICKWEED, FUCK YOU, CHEESE IS STUPID ANYWAY"

    love that turn in the crazy dipshit fan mentality where they go from "i really want your music" to "your music is stupid." If it's boring guitar music then why are you bothering frantically emailing the person begging to hear it?? Hilarious.

    Unbelievable. Really actually hard to believe. Deeply sad. What an entitled piece of shit.

    Adam you did so good writing to this dingus. You put it so clearly. He can't understand it because he isn't very smart but you nailed it and that's worth something. I can't believe you sent him all that shit though, don't you feel like you just totally justified his behavior in his mind? Like he thinks he was right, now...?

    Even more stoked that I have the rainbow box now. Hey Jake I'm listening to it RIGHT NOW and it's better than you can even imagine, like a thousand orgasms while eating pizza

  • edited September 2012
    Re: Boring Guitar Music, I think he was referring to the White Rainbow album by that name.

    Andy's friend's dad was riding his bike (somewhere in CA) and got rear ended by a teen in a BMW, and now the teen girl's mom wants HIM to apologize to THE GIRL for "traumatizing" her!!!! (She fractured his back!) Somehow this seems related, ie entitlement and someone being so fucking self-centered that they think the entire external world exists to please THEM and ultimately other people are to blame if anything bothers them in any way. (cf: previous YT posts about this theme.)
  • Did anyone else listen to Jake's music? People like this are bonnnnkerrrrrs.
  • i tried but its actually not music so i stopped
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  • Yeah, I'm not great at making/finishing music of my own, but then I listen to something like Jake's music and I feel like fucking Mozart/Brian Wilson.
  • ankle's feeling a little better. bruising up real nice. cracked open a beer!

    dalas, you should really be playing basketball with us. you can't be worse than ruby. plus, yr tall.
  • I will do it once, but I really don't enjoy it. The nature of the physical activity (short bursts of running, abrupt directional changes, the ball jamming your fingers into their sockets, someone elbowing me in my face) and also the feeling of pointlessness when you feel like you just keep throwing it up there and not making it in.

    Why can't we bring back street hockey? That was my jam as a kid.
  • unless yr dumb like me and totally fuck up your ankle doing nothing, its pretty fun to play old man style.
    scotty is surprisingly good at shut down D. also a beast to the rim offensively. he goes hard in the paint
    no elbows were thrown
    jordan has a real good shot
    i taught reuben what "setting a pick" meant, and how to move "off ball" to create opportunities.
    then i died and ruby carried me home. good man, he.
  • He needs a new patient to care for.

    I taught andy about "setting a pick," because I use that phrase a lot as a metaphor.
  • edited September 2012
    Old man style is playing for five minutes, lying on the ground dying for five minutes, then running again, then dying, then running, etc., until your bball partners betray a certain nervousness, saying things like, "Nah, that's cool, man. I'm not feeling it anyway. I just remembered I forgot to feed my fish this morning. Uh.... You got health insurance, right?"
  • edited September 2012
    The sociologically interesting question about Frogtor's fan is to wonder how large a cohort he represents? And, are his numbers growing?

    I suspect the answer is "Yes" and that his attitude is a symptom of distributed production: the general 'flattening out' of technological hierarchies. Because the Chucklehead has access to similar tools and opportunities as Frogtor he imagines himself to be Frogtor's social equivalent. To Chucklehead, their particular positions in the social matrix are the result of happenstance, random law, not a function of art or whatever things mean.

    To the chuckleheaded zombie, we are all chuckleheaded zombies. The difference he sees between zombie Frogtor and zombie not-Frogtor is that zombie Frogtor has been written about and processed more data.

    That's probably just because he is old.
  • How's your ankle doing? Is the swelling down? Once I thought I had a bad sprain and it turned out to be a broken leg.
  • oh no! that sounds worse than this... the swelling is gradually going down, each day i feel a bit more mobile and a bit less swollen and pain. it bruised yesterday and today the bruise is going from bluish to red-ish. so i think i will be ok. if it was broken wouldn't it just continue to hurt at a constant level for days?
  • Oh my god, this makes me full of despair.
  • I love the "bad review" video, tho. Just getting into it.
  • Why can't I find that video of "theneedledrop" homie reviewing White Rainbow? Adam, you know which one I mean. CLASSIC.
  • M_Z shit yeah where did that go? i couldn't find it either...
    DrJ - yeah that bad review is amazing. i have watched it many times and i have come to the conclusion that that dude is on opiates

    but also - whatchu gonna do



  • edited September 2012
    I like how the review resembles a White Rainbow track, structurally.
  • How's the ankle, Alan?
  • i literally just hit it wrong and said "oh FUCK" and then clicked uhx and read "hows the ankle"

    but its actually doing much better. today i went out for a while sans tape job. swelling is down to a dull thud. bruised up, tender but gaining mobility with each passing day
    will probably do some shoot around in the next few days, probably wont be cleared for full contact for at least another week tho!

    sad about elliot williams (blazers) achilles injury out for another damn season. so sad, loved that kid's dunks!
  • I just dealt with a couple people saying it was a "rip off" that my company charges $1.99 for a tool in our iPad app. I understand people pirating things because they're poor, but to directly address the creator and claim they're "ripping people off" by charging a tiny amount of money for their work? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
  • 1.99 is like you might as well throw it out in the street
    WTF
  • zinzin
    edited September 2012
    Let's all pitch in and "sponsor" these people. If 16 UHXers each put in a quarter each, both of these complainers will be able to afford their much-needed virtual brushes!
  • Poor art students frustrated by not being able to shoplift virtual art supplies.
  • these wretched children!!
    it's so annoying that it's not even like they're interested in being anti-capitalist for actual thought-out reasons. They just want to own everything in the world without paying for it!

    I know somebody who asked her college freshmen what they wanted to do with their lives and they all said "get rich" and so she said "if you had a million dollars what would you do with it" and NONE OF THEM COULD THINK OF ANYTHING

    just thinking as far as the million dollars
  • MZ... What is your app???
  • edited September 2012
    I've been looking for a decent painting app since getting an iPod last month.... you've just got yourself another customer!
  • Oops, I assume you crossed that out because it only works on iPad. SORRY! :(
  • edited September 2012
    if i could only get them to license a white rainbow track instead of a lockett (lotus plaza) track for their next web add, then i would be rollin' in it.
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