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HeatWatch™ 2012

edited August 2012
The opposite of Snowpocalypse is happening. HeatWatch™ keeps everyone up to date and safe in these HOT TIMES.

EMERGENCY PLANNING: Spend more time in the office if there is AC there. Go see five movies. Drink water. Have a juice. Eat a spicy taco.

CURRENTLY: 80 degrees.

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  • I'm loving it!

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  • It is only like 85° today in the big apple. It has been super hot though. I’ve seen more movies this summer than I have seen in the last few years.
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    I FUCKING HATE IT

    I'm sorry, I'm always going to be that person who complains about the heat.
    I grew up here, and it did not used to be this hot! Also, whenever it did get this hot I would freak out and complain.

    Heat makes me feel both crazy, and physically ill. A few summers ago I got actual heat stroke, and it fucked me up for days.

    booooooo! over 95 is way too hot for my bod!

    #rant
  • Even though I loved the desert summer, I have gotten used to the NW vampire lifestyle! But now... I like it. Like that dog who likes to be sprayed. Except I enjoy being sprayed with the sun's toxic death rays.

    I am also in an a/c environment all day.

    #stfubecky
  • You are a lizard
    I am a frog
  • edited August 2012
    I'm a HEALY MONSTER

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  • I remember super hot Portland Augusts as a teen in the mid-1990s. Skateboarding in schoolyards on 100 degree days and almost getting heat stroke. It feels like there's almost always a couple of weeks of intense heat in August.

    I don't love it when it gets over 90, but then I remember November-April and I make myself appreciate the warmth of the sun on my arms and face, I guess. I'm always so wet and cold all the time in those months, and I'm definitely complaining about it by the time March rolls around.
  • I am a newt
    I am trying to be circumspect about the heat and just accept it on its own terms (something I first began practicing while living in an uninsulated, un-airconditioned top-floor apartment in West Hollywood). It is nice to swim, and warm nights are nice, and I am trying to be appreciative. but sometimes I have dreams that it is cold and rainy and when I wake up I am momentarily devastated by the sun blasting in through the windows.
    I like to live under a wet little rock
  • The experience of the Portland winter/spring is probably more intense for those of us who are cyclists, but we bring it on ourselves, of course.
  • good point, this would make a huge difference!
    also to the homeless or those who live out of doors!
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  • Mike is making me leave my (fortunately) air conditioned house for a Team Video meeting. I'm still working on accepting that I will actually do that.
  • Hi, new to UHX.
    But...


    HEAT!!
    Go team lizard.
  • Owls and YT, I feel you guys. I am also a newt/vampire.
    I wasn't born on the West Coast, but the summer temperatures were very much a factor in my moving here. I can find hot summer heat sort of entertaining when there have been too many grey days, but after a few days of super hot I am done and in the mood to hide indoors. The heat is much worse in a city when you struggle to find shade and the combination of sweat and city grime in your flip-flops gives you blisters.
    It's never hot like it is now in Anacortes and I am hanging in the coolest corner of our house. I guess if I wasn't working I could go enjoy this heat at the lake. But the lakes are full of yahoos yelling their dog's name over and over these days.
    Anyway. I should befriend someone who has a small house in the woods with few/no neighbours. Or maybe I can become that person. We could drink Arnold Palmers and eat too much ice cream and take naps in hammocks.

    (this lady had a total of three vacation days so far this summer, not complaining, just offering up more information about my current state of mind)
  • arijkem on da board! Good choice of board name.
  • My cat is dragging herself around the floor, a few steps at a time.
    She has this look on her face of her brain melting.
    I tried to fan her but the fan scared her.
    I put ice cubes in her water dish.
  • I love a summer day for swimming, and for a cool night hang or hike.
    I just get overwhelmed by extreme heat, especially if I can't escape it!

    Alex you are right, we have always had some hot summer days, but not as many as we do now, IMO. ?
  • edited August 2012
    You got the right idea, Joey!

    When David gets that glazed heat-confused look in her eyes, I wet a big bath towel with water, wring it out, and just cuddle her in it until she becomes cooled. Like many (but not all) felines, if I put her near water, she believes I am intending to murder her (is she actually a witch, or an alien from M. Night-Shyamalan's "Signs?")
  • edited August 2012
    MZ I can't make it to Team Video today (has Wild Thing practice, save the date Sunday August 26 @ Kenton Club) but I want to be behind camera on the special day for M**** Goes Down.....
  • No problem LT!

    @Marc_Zuckerburg JUST DO IT! FUN MEETINGS!

  • Mr. Snoopy is deeply affected. Unusually not asking for his walk. Not asking for anything. Just lying. Just now he went to the door like he was gonna ask to go outside but instead he just flopped over and is lying there now.

    It's so fucking hot even in our dark little cave house!

  • I won't end up like that Snoopy!
  • Owls, I think you're totally right. Check out this crazy weather dashboard for Portland, and you can drag it between the decades/years to check out temperatures:
    http://weatherspark.com/#!dashboard;ws=31237

    Also July was the hottest on record in the lower 4, even though it wasn't super hot here:
    http://www.weather.com/news/noaa-report-july-20120808
  • cuz it's atmosphere is change
  • It's all the hot air from the babies breathing. #overpopulation
  • Love the heat. So much better than the cold. I will take heat over cold any day.
  • edited August 2012
    hate heat
    didnt move here 18 yrs ago because i liked heat
    moved here for rain soaked streets
    quiet houses, drippy tree branches, warm blankets, a cat and a cup of coffee
    not
    EEEEEEESH WTF ITS 90 degrees inside the apartment!>!>>!>!>

    u can always put a sweater on, but once its hot and yr in yr skivvies and its still hot
    there is nothing to be done

    fuck heat
  • Shortest of shorts. But still a button up shirt. Heat makes for a very weak formal friday...
  • TEAM ALAN
  • I cannot "put a sweater on" and be done with it. This is what you normal people don't understand. I will put on 432 layers on top and 526 layers on my bottom, finish the whole thing off with a huge down parka and wool hat, and still be freezing. Not only freezing, but also immobile. I know it would be advantageous to build up some fat layers or whatever to help with this problem, but that just doesn't seem to happen for me.

    Walking outside without having to brace myself for the icy chill that meets me on most days of the year is truly a blessed thing. LOVE THIS HEAT!

    But alas, I choose to live in Oregon. I bring it on myself.
  • Team Flossy!
  • I love being cold n' cozy! I too need many layers and a snoopy to snuggle but for me that is bliss. Being so cold I have to wear a ski hat to bed. DELIGHTFUL
  • I love arnold palmers!

    It was 91 degrees today. We went to the zoo. There were like 9 otters just laying there in a pile.
  • I know flossy's pain. I have bird bones. The winter gets deep inside me. I live in Portland because I feel like the average temperature is the best, and I'm pretty bugged by both extremes.
  • what a lovely morning right guys??? CHILLY!!!!!
  • So lovely!
    A weird recent development in my life is that it hasn't been so hard to get up in the morning and I really enjoy flopping around and making peppermint tea in this nice crisp breeze. All our windows are still open and I am like, yeah cold air, hit me!

    kdawg:
    Our Arnold Palmers are naturally decaffeinated! I never buy black tea and in the fog of this heat the only box my hands landed on was decaffeinated English breakfast tea. So I won't get any of my usual caffeine jitters. Arnld Palms are really fun to share.
  • our anniversary party arnold palms were also non-caffeinated. Delightful!

    Today I am dealing with flurries of panicked advising emails about how all these profs have advisees even though they were told earlier that they didn't. Everyone freaking out. I know I'm gonna get suckered into something way over my head/beyond my pay grade but oh well

    Also eating a bagel

    Also trying to reorganize my article

    In the coffee shop with the screaming toddlers; the tables full of pregnant non-working mothers of toddlers talking to each other complacently of strollers and preschools and verbal acuities. Something about it makes my skin crawl but the white noise of their offspring helps me focus for reasons I can't explain.

    Calvin is a better baby than every baby here! Calvin is the best baby, I think. Why is he so much better than other babies?? I like talking to him; these other babies suck
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    Sometimes when I see a group of moms with toddlers and babies I think to myself "I don't want to be this way" and it makes me really worried about what reproduction can do to a person.
    But here is something important a dear friend pointed out: You don't have to be that way. It's a choice. You don't have to be a mom who only hang with other moms. You don't have to talk to your child the same way annoying ladies do.
    It's like going to the mall and hearing women talk about cute shoes. That's not you. You still like shoes, you still wear them, but you've got other shit going on.
  • Freddy and Josh are such good parenting models, I think. If I were going to have a baby I would make them write down every single thing they do and then I would do it too

    cute shoes: it's so funny when you're hanging out with a friend who is also a girl and she is taking things so for granted about how you feel about your body or your life and shoes or whatever. Like no, actually, shopping for cute shoes is not something that calls to me, even though I have a vagina

  • I actually love picking out shoes. I would buy more shoes if I had the money and the enormous shoe cellar to store them in.
  • Maybe I like shoes because it's way easier to get shoes in my size than it is to get clothes in my size, so I have real options.
  • YOU MUST HAVE A SECRET VAGINA
  • shoes make me sad when they wear out.
  • I would love to talk through a cellar built to store Zuckerburg's shoe collection.
  • NOW THIS IS SOME WEATHER I CAN HANDLE
    SUMMERTIME FOG AND THE SMELL OF RAIN OF ASPHALT
    COFFEE AT 1:30 Out on the porch with the re-heated left overs from montage
    #trill #swag
  • edited August 2012
    Anybody else at Trek in the Park? It is real hot here in the sun!
  • Rimsy, it's sweet you think we're good parents, but Calvin's pretty easy to parent, as long as you have a high tolerance for reading books and answering questions (which I do). I've met kids who would try my patience daily and then some. I really admire parents who have a much higher tolerance for letting their kid take physical risks than I do.

    Anyway, today was weird, right? Heat-wise. Cool and clammy all morning, then bam! sunny with a touch of humidity. It was tough to be right in the sun at Trek in the Park- felt like somebody was holding a magnifying glass above us.
  • Your description of the weather in Portland fits today's vibe in Anacortes perfectly. I praised the sky and thanked everyone for the grey weather today, then right around dinner time it got hot again...
  • Oh how nice it is to have a gray morning! To not be sweaty when getting off the bus! To be able to drink hot coffee in the morning and cool arnold palmer on the porch at night. To sit on the porch in shorts and sweater!

    I bought a new dying summer/early autumn shirt for $1.99 to celebrate.
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