Dudes! Do you have size 9 feet? Available on May 10th? Want to make $400?

ed_chigliak

This is hilarious but I am casting for some decent (within reason, everyone's feet are weird) dude feet for a footwear thing. Do you wear a size 9? You will receive a pedicure and then walk on a treadmill and your feet will become FAMOUS! You will get $400! All you have to do is send me a picture of your feet (preferably a side view + a front view) to shasonATnorthDotCom.

swamp_knobbler_mahan

That's a petite foot!

MirandaJuly

For real! I'm a 12 - 13.

ed_chigliak

I know, right? Please pass the word along if you know a guy with smallish feet.

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shason

the_owls

Alan Frogtown maybe? Maybe not that small, but like a 10?

Death

Awww...Alex beat me to it.

Loose_Thread

Why does London's mayor have such messy hair?

Is it his "Persuasive" look?

Leland

I could probably fake it, i'm a 9.5 - 10. But my right foot is really ugly. I have a weird claw on my big toe. I will send a picture though. $400 smackers!

ed_chigliak

Dr J, thanks so much, but your lovely paws are too big, alas. I think we're good on feet for now.

Leland

Nice.