What is your favorite kind of shrimp?

swamp_knobbler_mahan

1234

Agree. Blackened.

Loose_Thread

1. Forrest Gump
2. Shrimper Records
3. Redwall series (any otter preparation)
4. At the Q&A portion of a YACHT show, a heckler asked "What's the best kind of bacon?" Claire: "A live piggy!"... so, a live shrimp!

Judar_Spitzer

POPCORN, OBVS

Judar_Spitzer

Judar_Spitzer

U GUYS EVER JUST HOLE UP WITH A TACKLE BOX?

Judar_Spitzer

Q: CAN U GET A SHRIMP COCKTAIL WITH RANCH SAUCE INSTEAD OF COCKSTAILS SAUCE

MirandaJuly

Shrimp cocktail is my fave for sure. LUH DAT SAUSE.

Leland

I'm not into the cold naked shrimps.

I want'em dressed up and cooked.

Loose_Thread

they're bbugs

Matthew

Shrimp burritos

Leland

What L_T said except I've already erased it from my mind.

The "vein" of sea poop too.

What I meant to say was, "Yum."

YoursTruly

bugs of the sea
vein of sea poop
weird squeaky feel betwixt teeth

still, until my young adulthood, I sure loved me some FRIED SHRIMP WITH KETCHUP

also my grandma's crazy curried shrimp gumbo thing, don't know how to describe it

I would not eat a shrimp today

Loose_Thread

Is a shrimp a crawdaddy with no clothes?

Matthew

Counterpoint: Shrimp is sustainable and pretty tasty.

MirandaJuly

Lots of times in the area I'm from, people would punch a few holes in the top of a can of cat food and throw it in the river as bait to attract shrimp. A really careless type of thing to do.

the_owls

that is so gross, omg!

Loose_Thread

Cat food can habitat for shrimp babies

Lucy

Sea Monkeys - more popcorn than popcorn

Loose_Thread

Oh my gad why didn't I think of this earlier


SEA MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE MY FAVORITE SHRIMP

Loose_Thread

Evie!!!!

swamp_knobbler_mahan

The best things about Wednesdays.

Loose_Thread

melted butters are the best things

Judar_Spitzer

What do they stuff it with?

Marcus

a different lobster

ThickeningAgent

ThickeningAgent

fuck, why can't i do this?? I HAVE BEEN TAKING INTERNET LESSONS BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT HELPING

ThickeningAgent

also, jumbo shrimp are good.
TIGER!

MirandaJuly

it's just left bracket img src ="url" right brackt. no need for the slash at the end.

1234

You had spaces in there. I deleted them on the first one and it worked. I'll let you fix the other one. :)

ThickeningAgent

thanks broz

Matthew

No one here significantly truthfully sincerely deeply like those shramp? What even in the?? I didn't even have them in my mouth until I was a real adult because their poop slice freaked me out and also shramp cocktail is freakay. But I mean, that isn't real shramp but the costco safeway cheesecake chilis ephemera and I mean NONE OF US EAT THAT WAY ANYWAYS. I mean, not mostly. But real shramp are significantly delicious and that app says I shouldn't feel bad buying them. #eat

distant_shoe

distant_shoe

watch that over and over until drunk

swamp_knobbler_mahan

I EAT A LOT OF SHRIMP MATTHEW, THAT IS WHY I STARTED THE THREAD!
MY FAV IS BLACKENED.

ALAN, JUDAH SHOWED ME THIS COASTAL SALAD BARS VIDEO JUST 2 DAYS AGO. IT IS SO INCREDIBLE. YOUR EX-BANDMATE, YES?

Loose_Thread

I can't watch it at work but are we talking..... "Freshhhh?"
LoL!!

lolo

Tip: never order the shrimp cocktail at Hawthorne Fish House. It comes in a weird malt glass (like, for ice cream) and the shrimp are SO small and weird... it literally looks like brain with blood (because of that sauce). I hated it. I sent it back.

GIMME THAT FRY SHRIMP.

Loose_Thread

Little weaselly people that are called Shrimp.

Andrew

curt

Watch out for the GIANT CANNIBAL SHRIMP, they're invading!

the_owls

"fresh seafood" is Alex Hubbard, a fine artist who used to live in Portland and now shows internationally.

FREEEESHHHH