We love you so much! Your dumb face and your cool art and the good things you say on the internet! What a great pal What a funny lady What a handsome peanut HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
For your birthday, I am giving you a chinchilla ride. You will be shrunk by a ray, then placed on the freshly laundered chinchilla. I know you will know what to do from there.
You guys HOW MUCH CAKE is smello eating right now??? She's sitting down at a table eating a cake that's way too big for her! Hey sally, YOU CAN'T EAT THAT WHOLE CAKE!!!???
Then a bunny hops into the cake Then an owl kisses the bunny Then her dumb snoopy climbs up on her face and her human snoopy gives her a cool foot rub (my ultimate lady birthday dream)
later she shall drink a gin fizz or lime rickey and receive the adulations of all who praise her far and wide
I'm also giving you a white jumpsuit covered in rhinestones (dry-clean only), a really long beaded necklace, cork and white patent wedges, and a floppy hat made of grass-green felt... the brim on this thing must have a diameter of 24 inches.
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UPDATE: Awesome side-effect of a Smellow Day is all the amazing pics people post on her Facing Brick page.
I will have an owl deliver a tiny bottle of bubbly to you this evening. The bubbly and owl will be yours to keep forever!
You will be shrunk by a ray, then placed on the freshly laundered chinchilla.
I know you will know what to do from there.
She's sitting down at a table eating a cake that's way too big for her! Hey sally, YOU CAN'T EAT THAT WHOLE CAKE!!!???
Then a bunny hops into the cake
Then an owl kisses the bunny
Then her dumb snoopy climbs up on her face
and her human snoopy gives her a cool foot rub (my ultimate lady birthday dream)
later she shall drink a gin fizz or lime rickey and receive the adulations of all who praise her far and wide
I feel loved.
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