anyone want to see the books for free in exchange for pretending to be my parent?

Cat_Whisperer

I have a ticket to the books tomorrow night. but i'm 19 and the rule is that if you are under 21 they won't let you in without your parent. weird, yeah. but i asked and they told me that someone could also just pretend to be my parent if they were old enough and they would let me in. So, here's the deal, I will buy you a ticket if you are old enough and willing to pretend to be my parent. yep.

Cat_Whisperer

by old enough, i mean, old enough to actually be my parent, or at least almost.

Cat_Whisperer

it starts at seven at the aladdin

YoursTruly

WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!??

You think we are old enough to be the parent of a 19 year old???

HOW DARE YOU SIR OR MA'AM???

Just kidding, I hope you find a faux parent. I would do it if I lived in pdx, and if you think they'd buy it that I gave birth to you when I was 14.

oh god technically I AM old enough

oh god

swamp_knobbler_mahan

Britt Daniel from Spoon is old enough, and he'd probably make out with you too if you asked nicely.

kdawg

What a rotten law!

I hope you get in.

kdawg

if you find out any more info about why they are doing this, please add it to our wiki!

http://wiki.allages.net/index.php?title=Local_laws_and_regulations

flossy_log_lady

I would love to accompany you to the books show, but I would probably be carded before you. Damn baby face. Good luck!

Cat_Whisperer

aww it is a rotten law i wanna go so bad. wish i just had a fake id. if anybody decides they want to do this, and can be at the aladdin by 7, give me a call 503 739 2009. or else, ill just figure it out somehow. thanks ya'll