Urban Honking

It was blizzarding all weekend, so I stayed inside, because Jessica warned me that blizzards are like armistice–9 mos later, babies come out. having no interest in actual reproduction at this present time i stayed alone and left my apartment only twice. the first, i was dehydrated from the radiator, which emits a constant WWHHHHchhhhh-sshhh-shh, […]

______ got laid and found his passion again. He is playing Bach on the Casio, high-pitched trills and all, as we speak. It sounds like he is scoring the Fun House.

My Tia Andrea and my grandmother Guadalupe were curanderas; Aztec-desended healers whose general practice was integration of the body and soul, and the curing of both. When my cousins or I had a headache, we would not be fed aspirin; we would use our minds to stop it, and it totally worked. Every chest cold […]

Because of this, I am subscribing to vanity fair and getting a television.

Mainstream newsmags misrepresentating inaugural protests: quelle surprise, I know. But after some digging, I noticed here, Yahoo acknowledges in a photocaption there were thousands in DC today. Also, there is a great, hopeful piece in the Jan 31 issue of The Nation this week by Jenny Toomey and Rob Rosenthal putting the music/youth movement in […]

You haven’t lived until you’ve discovered that there is Cheaper by the Dozen FANFIC written by semi-literate teenagers. Actual sample: Tom: Kate u know ur condition if we dont put the kidz up 4 adoption you could die Kate: WUT!!!!!

The New Dylan. or at least, she could be touted as much by phallocratic prognosticators looking for a new one, probably. or rather, who is bob dylan, anyway? i haven’t even read his book yet. What I really want to know, is, who was La Lupe? NOTE: I have no probs with Bright Eyes; in […]