Category Archives: Opinion

love advice from a seven year old

My 7 year old ward is very concerned about my personal life. He really liked Jake, and was sad when I explained the break up. We’ve been having these intense Wes Anderson moments ever since. Like the day after Jake … Continue reading

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our strength will be the strength of ten…

When I was in 9th grade I was in this melodrama at my high school. I don’t remember what it was called, and I was only in the chorus. (I was an Old West showgirl. I did a dance.) The … Continue reading

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An Honest Update

Broken Heart Status: Mending You know what helps a person with a shattered heart? Flying 3,500 miles east to visit her bestest lady-friends. They will cheer her up. They will take her shopping. They will make her cookies and pesto … Continue reading

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air traffic control, it’s me..

As a frequent flier, I’ve developed a list of questions that consume me while on the plane, and which I promptly forget as soon as I disembark. But for highly scientific blogging purposes, I’ve tried to retain my ponderings. Here … Continue reading

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perfect heart broken

Grr. I just spent over an hour working on a post, only to lose it right before I could publish. This is my luck right now folks. Maybe the post was too focused on the banalities of my life-since-heartbreak, and … Continue reading

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heartbreak hotel

The weird thing about having a personal blog is not knowing just how personal to get. I mean, my relationship just fell apart, suddenly. But this isn’t the right forum to disect the depths of my devestation. Suffice to quote … Continue reading

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I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover, That I Overlooked Before…

So this is the big news of the weekend: I got a Queen Bee bag (pictured below) for HALF-OFF at this store that was closing downtown. Folks, this is incredible. These bags are hand made, vegetarian leather, extremely popular (in … Continue reading

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shave and a haircut

I recently chopped about 6 inches off of my hair. After all of the upset with my job, plus weeks of sunshine and cherry blossoms, I needed a change. I wanted to feel like I had, you know, SOME control … Continue reading

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It’s Larry David, my friend

I have been arguing with Jake Longstreth about Curb Your Enthusiasm for about a year. He thinks Larry David is a comic genius. He has adopted Larry David’s method of telling stories. He thinks that I am like Larry David’s … Continue reading

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Counting Blessings

Here is a list of things that have made this week easier: 1) Sympathetic roomates taking me out to (seperate) dinners. 2) Jordan’s 9 year old sister saying this: “If I was a grownup I would go down to that … Continue reading

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