Author Archives: Willow

Bang!

I started this year with one! Yesterday marked the end of a lot of things for Ms Willow Wonder. For instance, at precisely midnight my first year in the envious role of Mr K. Mikey Merrill’s lady friend came to … Continue reading

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blizzard hang over

There is a legitimate blizzard happening in Denver!!! Or rather there was a legitimate blizzard in Denver a couple of days ago, but I couldn’t blog about it until now because all of the wi-fi cafes were closed. Due to … Continue reading

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seasonally affected

Well, I have 14 out of 22 report cards finished. They will go home Friday and then I will spend the next week leading up to Winter Break fielding phone calls and emails about why so and so’s first grader … Continue reading

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thanks day

This Thanksgiving was a funny one for me. For one thing I was sick with a cold, which meant my eyes were burn-y and my nose was runny and my brain was very foggy. I was not particularly good at … Continue reading

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this came in an envelope covered with turkey stickers

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back in (cyber) town

Hi, um, I don’t know if you remember me? My name is Willow and I used to hang out here a lot? Heh heh, yeah I know it’s been a while, but it’s just that I’ve been out of town … Continue reading

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Proud mama…

…of this small kitty. I named him Bruce Springsteen. His litter was abandoned when they were only 2 weeks old, so he and his sibs were dropper-fed from a very young age. He is sweet and cuddly as can be, … Continue reading

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catch up

Nuvaring At around the two-week mark my emotions started to level off and I felt like Willow again, rather than the Amazing Hormone Girl. No noticeable weight gain, no hurty watermelon boobs, no migrains. There was some “spotting,” which I … Continue reading

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hormones, I hope

That blue thing in the middle is the nuvaring digital hourglass which is just about the coolest piece of technology I have ever seen. It lets me know how many days are left in my cycle and when to remove … Continue reading

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nuvaring begins today (?)

Aha! Perfect Heart is not a teaching blog after all! It’s a teaching and birth control blog! How do you like that?! Today (I’m pretty sure) I am going to go on birth control for the first time in about … Continue reading

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