Author Archives: Willow

I like big butts

I really do. I really like big butts. Well, I like butts of any size, but what I really really like is songs about butts. Any time a butt song comes on the radio I pump it up and bob … Continue reading

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the shins and rory gilmore

So, I love the Shins. And I am in a big Gilmore Girls period of my life. So imagine my surprise and delight when during a Spring Break trip to Florida, Rory Gilmore went to a hot club with Paris … Continue reading

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frog in the bathroom

A few weeks ago two of my girls discovered a tiny frog hopping into the girls’ bathroom. They came into class all excited, so I called the custodian to tell her about it, and to ask her to let the … Continue reading

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my cat thinks he is my boyfriend

My adolescent cat acts like a boyfriend. He plays too much, he expects me to feed him, and he yells at me when I come home late. Ha ha ha! That was my stand up routine. But seriously folks, he … Continue reading

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school, school, the golden rule

…sign your name at the golden gate. 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th… Does anyone else remember that jumprope song? I should go out on the playground more often to see what the kids sing while they jump these … Continue reading

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hey there, horse girl!

I am not ashamed to say that I am a Horse Girl. You know the type- long hair (well, not that part), a faraway look, a Little House on the Prairie paperback sticking out of her coat pocket. Every Horse … Continue reading

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I swim, I read, I kea

You might be wondering how I am spending my summer. Well. For one thing Mike is helping me to become a better swimmer. When he was in high school he was on the swim team, and so he has great … Continue reading

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photograpic evidence of the crime

I feel fairly confident that this rock will remain in the street forever.

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a true account of a crime and it’s aftermath

Tonight I was witness to an admittedly petty crime. About an hour ago I was settling into a book of short stories on the couch while Sleepy Mikey was going to sleep. I live on a busy corner, and my … Continue reading

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no more teachers’ dirty looks

I said goodbye to my class a week ago. I cannot overemphasize how weird it is that these little people that I spent six hours a day with for nine months are not mine anymore. We’ll all come back to … Continue reading

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