I like big butts

I really do. I really like big butts. Well, I like butts of any size, but what I really really like is songs about butts. Any time a butt song comes on the radio I pump it up and bob around behind the wheel. I like to sing along, but I really shouldn’t. When I try to rap I sound exactly like a twenty-eight year old white woman from Denver who is trying to rap. Or like that girl in Teen Witch who has a freestyle showdown with a couple of dudes by the trash cans. “Beep beep, bop, bee-beep bedeep bop!” That is what it sounds like when I rap.
Anyway, I like songs about butts so much that I asked my friend Steve to make me a butt song playlist for my ipod. I don’t think he realized that it was a serious request, so I had to bug him for a while to get it going. In the meantime my friend Allison came to town with her formidable hard drive full of R&B. When I told her about my love for all songs butt, she quickly assembled a killer 2 hour mix for me. A few days later Steve came through, and now half of the songs on my ipod are about butts. I had to delete former staples of my pod- The Shins, Little Wings, Tullycraft- just to make room. Think there are not enough songs about butts to fill an ipod? Here is a sampling from Steve’s mix:
Ms. New Booty
Ms. Fat Booty
Feelin’ On Yo Booty
Greatdayndamornin’ / Booty
bootylicious
feeling on your booty (remix)
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Booty
Booty Run
Da Booty
Booty Hop
Bootylicious
Loose Booty
Booty Doo Daddy
Booty Cologne
big booty bitches
Booty Meat
Booty Drop
Shake Ya Ass
Light Your Ass On Fire
Shake That Ass
Back That Ass Up
Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts)
Shake Your Rump
Money Maker
Shake Ya Tailfeather
Rumpshaker
Tootsee Roll
My Humps
Face Down Ass Up
Jenny From The Block
dem jeans
Them Jeans
Face Down, Ass Up
Also, at the end of this video is a sweet butt mix treat:

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