Willow Wonder’s March Goals

I have 3 more lessons to write tonight, and then I have to design an assessment plan and rubric for the integrated social studies unit I’m planning. It’s due on Friday. It’s sort of like my Master’s thesis. But I am procrastinating. I’m thinking about HRS ARK ROYAL, and the February report he is most likely going to post today. He will note his progress in many arenas- fashion, food, business- and set goals for March. I have not been keeping stats on anything other than my mileage (which I’ve cut by 25% in 2006!), but I would like to set some March Goals. Here they are:
* Blog at least four times per week
* Flickr at least once per week
* Eat dinner at home at least twice per week
* Have sex at least four times per week
* Hang out with the following friends, who I haven’t seen in a while:
-Nicole
-Liz #2
-Shannon
-Suzy
-Thea
-Justin
* Let parents at my school know that I will be available to tutor this summer
* Leave PDX for at least a day (not counting my Las Vegas Trip at the end of the month)
* Wash my car
* Complete my relationship contract with HRS ARK ROYAL and get it notarized
I can’t think of any other goals, so I guess it’s time to get back to work.

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8 Responses to Willow Wonder’s March Goals

  1. Sweet Lucy says:

    I totally love that you have a goal for sex. This is embarrassing to admit, but when I’m swamped by so much work, I, um, sometimes forget that sex is so great. My boyfriend doesn’t though and then I feel bad for him.
    I think I will set a sex goal too.

  2. willow says:

    Yeah. Sex is really fun. In times that are less stressful and tiring, I would set my sex goal much higher. But I have to wake up so early right now! And I end up going to sleep really late! Just logistically speaking, it can be hard to fit in. (No pun intended.)

  3. james says:

    yeah! but only 4 times a week? you should aim for at least once a day. its not hard to fit in right before bed, or right after you wake up…. just start setting your alarm clock back 30 minutes!

  4. willow says:

    I”m just trying to be realistic, here. That’s why four is a minimum. Ideally, it’d be all the time. Literally.
    (Oh god, my bf is going to hate this post!)

  5. Sonny says:

    …or love it. I wouldn’t be upset if my girlfriend resolved to set a minimum requirement for quantity of sex.
    The notarized relationship contract, on the other hand. That just seems weird…but probably because I don’t know what it looks like. You’re definitely going to post that, right? If you want, you could scratch out the names to keep it anonymous.

  6. Liz says:

    Yeah, “anonymous.” WHO could Willow be dating??
    ;-)

  7. Heather says:

    “leave PDX for at least a day” – Impromptu trip to the east coast?

  8. zed says:

    willow, this is zed please call me or email me.
    zed_kramer@alumni.brown.edu

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