Monthly Archives: June 2005

This is a photo of me partying with US Congressman Dennis Kucinich. That’s right. You heard me. Willow Wonder was PARTYING with KUCINICH! My friend Activist Amy somehow roped Ethan, Ryan and Adam P. into hosting a potluck for the … Continue reading →

OMG!! Not to brag or anything, but I’ve gotten like, 80 hits since I posted my counter LAST NIGHT!! This is amazing. I am so extremely, incredibly popular.

I just rented Bartleby for the first time last night. Dear God, that movie is amazing. Here is my Top 5 Office Movie List: 1. Secretary 2. Bartleby 3. Clockwatchers 4. 9 to 5 5. Joe Versus the Volcano One … Continue reading →

Does anyone know how I can put a counter on my blog so I can see how many people are visiting me? Also, does anyone know a good host for my photos? Hello won’t load onto my computer for some … Continue reading →

Driving home from Katie’s on Wednesday night I found myself behind an ambulance. The light was on and I could see right inside. There was a large Hispanic man, with a large white moustache talking lazily with the EMT. The … Continue reading →

There is nothing lonlier than being sober when your date is drunk.

I realize that it’s been a long time since I blogged about boys. Here is a summary: ~I ran into the first Andrew on the street this weekend. We kissed for about four minutes. We did not discuss future dates … Continue reading →

What follows is a transcription of a conversation I had with Jordan, my 7 year old ward, over Frostys at Wendy’s: Jordan: Did you know that there are over a hundred million stars in our galaxy? Willow: Huh. Where did … Continue reading →