product talk

Will some nice lady please tell me what toner does? I know it helps absorb moisurizer, but is moisurizer absorbtion really a big enough issue that it needs support staff? I just bought some lovely Zia toner, and it feels real nice to spritz it on my face, but What Does it Do? Does it tighten your pores? That is the job I would like it to do. Another pore question: are clogged pores the same as blackheads? Also, do you think using St Ives Apricot Scrub on my face every day for the last zillion years is good or bad for my pores? I know it unclogs them, but does it tighten? And should I be using a moisurizer with SPF? I mean, I know I should, but is there one that doesn’t feel all greasy? Oh! And I’ve become slightly paranoid about my lady-stache. Can I take care of it at home? What do I use? Nair? Wax? With wax do I need a microwave? At 25 do you think it’s time for me to start shaving my legs? Is it weird that I can no longer wear high heels without my lower back hurting for three days afterwards? Should I get a retainer to deal with my overbite? I am a tongue thruster, like Ritchey, and my overbite is getting worse.
Ladies (and gentlemen, if any of you read past the first sentance of this entry), I am getting older. I never thought it would happen to me. What do I do?