Author Archives: Yours Truly

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I WISH I’D NEVER STARTED WATCHING YOU, SPARTACUS BLOOD AND SAND! Why give the world such a beautiful face only to take it away immediately via google? Poor Andy Whitfield. He was WELSH! Ugh, he just keeps getting … Continue reading →

Well like any film buff worth their weight in geldings I am of course a huge fan of the original, best, and eternal Kubrick Spartacus, starring Laurence Olivier, Tony Curtis, Jean Simmons, and an extremely emo Kirk Douglas. And, like … Continue reading →

You guys, what even was this movie. First of all, am I the only person on earth who finds Channing Tatum to almost not even be a human person? He is like a big blob of flesh that makes vaguely … Continue reading →

I’ve seen so many movies, but I keep forgetting to blog about them. So, MINI REVIEWS! GO! MONEYBALL I liked it a lot! Everyone said it was boring but I found it riveting, and I even cried, TWICE. I hate … Continue reading →

Wow. I rented this film on impulse, having heard nothing about it, because the movie place attached to my gym was repping it really hard. Much like when I watched “In Bruges” because Netflix accidentally sent it to me, the … Continue reading →

As the year draws slowly to a close and I find myself waking up earlier and earlier in some sort of sick perverted cycle I am helpless to stop, my mind turns to the films of yore that have made … Continue reading →

REALLY???? REALLY, HOLLYWOOD? I have one good thing to say about this movie and it is that it forced me to stay on the stairmaster for 8 minutes longer than usual, because I could not tear myself away from waiting … Continue reading →

Another great movie! I am really on a roll (not counting the last 30 minutes of “50 First Dates” I accidentally watched while on the stairmaster the other day)! And once again I agree with whatever jackass at the New … Continue reading →

It’s such a joy to see a film in a theater that completely captivates you for its entire running time, and about which you can find nothing whatsoever to criticize. Such a movie is “Martha Marcy May Marlene,” written and … Continue reading →

Margin Call! Mike downloaded it onto his television set somehow the day it was released in theaters, because of Apple, and made me come over so I could review it. Mike loves making people watch movies they don’t like. Once … Continue reading →