Marilyn Movie: My Special Incredibly Tedious Week With Marilyn Monroe The Actress

PLOT SYNOPSIS: “look how pretty Marilyn Monroe was, such that this young man truly did wish to french her, can you imagine a more compelling tale”

The ladies sitting behind us were talking intensely about how hard it is that they have so much more money than all their friends. Hey lady can I borrow some of your problems

Things I wish I had done instead of watching this movie:
– made love at least twice
– read an entire New Yorker
– thrown my $6 out in the street
– taken the snoopy on an exciting hiking adventure
– cleaned out my hard drive
– done two loads of laundry
– worked on my new topic proposal
– hung out with friends
– reorganized my pantry
– slept
– gone to the gym
– written a song
– stared peacefully at the wall
– called Fiona back
– not spent 2 hours thinking ceaselessly about whether or not I should go get a piece of pizza and bring it back into the theater (I didn’t)
– literally nothing