Vertical Epic ’05 vs. ’06

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The brewmasters at Stone fancy themselves storytellers. The Vertical Epic project, for those not familiar with it, attempts to create a lineage of bottle-conditioned beers as epic as anything Homer ever wrote, by releasing a new specialty ale 1 year, 1 month and 1 day from the last. This fucked-up brewing fantasy began on February 2, 2002 ( or 2/2/02) and will continue, presumably, until December 12, 2012 (or 12/12/12). Get it? Continue reading

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Tapped?!! Beer BBQ Sauce

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When you fail to finish off a keg, you’ve clearly shirked your responsibilities and there is only one way to redeem yourself: turn it into to a thick and smoky barbecue sauce. Contrary to popular opinion, that brown sugar, hickory ooze is not such a mysterious undertaking. Here’s an intermediate recipe that will make use of those cups of keg beer and boost your self-esteem. The only problem is that once you’re going ape shit, smothering everything in your fridge with this sauce, you’ll wish you had a keg of beer to go with it. Continue reading

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Deep “C” Diving

Half of HOT KNIVES was recruited for duty to review a “C” rated seafood establishment as part of a ‘Dangerous Dining’ cover story in L.A. Alternative. Read the horrible details at
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www.laalternative.com… Continue reading

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Morning Miso & Curry Fries

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It’s always unfortunate when a great dish gets type-cast, but there are few tear-jerkers more depressing than the case of miso soup. This broth is rich in culture (both historical and microbial) and is one of the best hangover cures. But the way Americans stereotype miso as a cheap sushi appetizer and an alternative to salad, is criminal. Here, we spruce it up and drink it like morning tea, with a plate of oven crispy curry fries–oil being the next best hangover cure. Continue reading

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Golden Desert Fritters

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The New Mexico state motto is “The Land of Enchantment,” and we believe it. If you’ve ever had a batch of fire-roasted green chile from Hatch, New Mexico you believe it too. See, that state’s big open sky and unimaginably arid climate make for the only proper place to grow authentic green chile–like what native medicine men used to use like crack, not the shit that comes on your Denny’s omelet. And while it may make cooking with this New Mexican gold hard to do, fuck it. Cuz if you could grow this stuff anywhere, where would the enchantment be in that?
Here, we’ve fried up these critter-free fritters and served them with a cilantro aioli. The result is almost like a New Mexican hush puppy. If you can’t take a road trip to the Land of Enchantment, don’t fret. Use the wussy Ortega stuff with a roasted jalapeno to make up for it in spice. Continue reading

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Tillamook Nationals

We entered Tillamook’s Mac & Cheese contest today. Our recipe: an updated version of the black truffle dish using a Mactarnahan Ale reduction roux. The prize: a trip to P-town, $5,000, and 25 pounds of Tillamook’s cheese. If you want some, now’s the time to ask.

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Tuna-less Salad Melts

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Nets suck, but if there’s anything that we love more dearly than dolphins it’s a good tuna melt. Thanks to the gem of Indonesia-i.e., the fermented soy cake that is tempeh-being compassionate doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy this staple of comfort fare.
Here we whipped up a batch of vegan tuna salad without even using Vegenaise (though it’s worth a try) by enlisting tahini instead. The result is a bowl full of good, rich, unfolds-in-your-mouth kind of mush. We then blew all our good vegan cred (and maybe our no-kill karma) by spreading this batch on an open-faced Swiss melt. This stuff is amazing. Do what you will. Continue reading

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The Moylan’s IPA Face-off

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Double IPA vs. Hopsicle Imperial Ale
Stats:
Double IPA: 8.5 %
Hopsicle Imperial Ale: 9.2%
We’d crossed paths with the infamous Moylan’s Double IPA before, sometime around 4/20 for our first round of beer reviews. In fact, it won over our taste buds over 5 other India Pale Ales. So, when we heard about the Hopsicle Imperial Ale, an IPA style that triples the hops– we were more than tempted. We just had to reopen the file and pit these beers against one another. ‘Clash of the titans’ and all that jazz. Continue reading

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Gazpacho Burger w/ Veggie Diesel Couli

Gazpacho BurgerSummer is upon us. Gazpacho season. So get your blenders ready cuz it’s about time to open fire. Everybody has their own recipe for that ubiquitous summer soup that’s easy to make “well” but hard to get just right. So you also know that there is, without fail, always about 2 cups too much of the stuff lurking in the fridge three days after because everyone’s tired of cold soup.
Invention is indeed the mother of necessity friends, and Hot Knives are like the Frank Zappa of leftovers (OK that analogy ran away from us).
Take your leftover Gazpacho–whatever recipe you swear by–and turn it into a whole other meal, in these easy steps… Continue reading

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Alex Brown and Evan

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Alex Brown and Evan George are former line-cooks who used to use hot knives for more illict purposes, but decided to turn their lives around so that others may start eating properly and drinking better beer.
We live in Los Angeles. We don’t cook with meat. And we like sharpening our knives about as much as we like: bicycling, performing harsh noise music, gardening, slugging whiskey, and muckraking. We believe in cheap groceries, cooking with high alcohol content beer and free leisure. We hate weak sauces.
Feel free to add, comment or write us at HotKnivez@gmail.com.
H. K.

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