Stuffed Cabbage Wraps

Knife Tip # 6
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File this one under technik. We’ve often daydreamed about stuffing entire cabbages with fake meats, herbs and vegetable mashes, but never got our shit together. The stuffed cabbage is just a little daunting, it being the size of a large child’s head. But upon recent experimentation, we found that individual cabbage leaves make awesome wrappers, whether it is a replacement for rice paper and wonton wrappers (skewered tempeh shrimp and mint) or just a logical material for some rich Easter European dish (bags of parsnip and vodka creamed potatoes). We plan on trying both. In the meantime, here is a recommended methodology we feel confident standing behind…
1. Boil your head of cabbage for 1-2 minutes in heavily salted water. Remove, rinse under cool water and set aside.
2. Prepare a filling of your choice (suggestions above).
3. Rip off a large leaf of cooked cabbage. Place filling in the center of a leaf and roll up like small burritos and place face down in the greased steamer so that the roll stays closed. Repeat.
4. Steam rolls for about 8-10 minutes and serve.

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Shivers Salad

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The recent cold fronts have incited waves of fried food and heavy stews in our kitchens. This week we were yearning for something heavy on all the things we’re supposed to focus on by being vegetarian: fiber, flavor and tons of vitamins. This wintry salad will not only fill you up (and clean you out) but it’ll help fend off all those colds going around. Continue reading

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(Wee) Heavy

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Scotch style ale is a blessed rarity. Not too many breweries endeavor to make their own variation, and those that do generally do an amazing job. Continue reading

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Thai-mato Sauce

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We’ve seen this Thai-Italian fusion thing that’s gaining momentum (they both use basil, why don’t we put them together?!) and we’re not convinced. That said, Thai cuisine has tomato-based dishes of its own that you can recreate easily at home with ketchup.Ketchup’s the obvious choice when on a budget or a deadline: It happens to be both sweet and sour, so with a little heat kick the stuff makes a perfect coating for gummy rice noodles, soft cauliflower and crunchity green onion stalks. In fact, chances are the spicy noodles at your local Thai place are made with ketchup anyway, so if you whip up a jar of your own, you’re already one-upping the Heinz shit. Continue reading

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Über Tubers

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Fresh truffles are ridiculously expensive. The ones you are looking at go for $2000 per pound, approximately $350 each. Why in gods name would anyone pay so much for something that looks like a blonde dirt clod? What do they even taste like anyway? Continue reading

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Happy New Beers!

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Happy New Year… We’ve been jotting down notes, snapping pictures and posting dorky recipes on this whole world wide web blog thingy for a year now, so it seemed like as a good a time as any to break out some sort of ‘look back’ at all the ludicrous dishes we ate right? Fuck it. Let’s be honest, this is a food blog, we’re not exactly saving lives or changing the world for the better. So let’s quickly fast forward through our 2006 Hot Knives triumphs.
• In August our Gonzo food writing dreams came true when we scored press passes to the decadent and depraved Food and Wine Festival that took place over an entire weekend at the LA Convention Center. We learned how to swill and use frou frou wine adjectives with the best of them.
• We also got our first hate mail.
• In June, Evan was recruited by the now-defunct L.A. Alternative to serve on a reconnaissance unit of 5 Los Angeles food bloggers who gorged on food at C-rated restaurants of ill repute and lived to tell the tale for their Dangerous Dining issue.
• In September Alex entered the hornets nest when invited to partake in a black tie Budweiser beer tasting gala. He filed a report about what it was like to sip Michelob light out of a champagne flute. The same month we got up the nerve to make a pilgrimage to Stone Brewing in Escondido and got a complete beer geek tour of the premises.
• This fall we got our (tech) shit together and learned how to video blog our kitchen madness, first with a Thanksgiving gravy escapade, then a hobo camping video and finally our first Supper Club event.
• And Just last month Hot Knives was given the proverbial key to Urban Honking’s food pages and we will be contributing bloggers there from now on, but don’t fret, it’ll be content exclusive from what we do here so read us both places!
Now for the really valuable part: What is Hot Knives predicting for 2007? Well besides a slew of upcoming projects, expect some new features for the blog, including an onslaught of video recipes, more Supper Club events and sponsored dinners plus a post-modern fast food section for weird appetizers and food concepts that will wow the vegan junk food freak in your life. In the meantime, here are some of our guesses for what 2007 has in store, both for our kitchen and yours…
• Beers to Watch: In our quest to meet the arrogant bastards who brew Stone beers we happened upon Port Brewing. Their Wipe Out IPA and their Old Viscosity Ale are our picks for hot brews in the upcoming spring season of drinking. We’ve also recently fallen in love with an American Belgium called Three Philosophers. Find it. On another note, look for some 7-Eleven’s to start carrying entire catalogues of excellent craft breweries. Our local store now boasts two entire fridges of micro-brews.
• Hot List: 2006 the food intelligentsia in this country seemed to be all about boutique salt, old school herbs like sage and cheapo truffle oils. What’ll people be using this year? Well, in general it seems like pepper will make a comeback. Telicherry has received recent praise we plan on exploring the world of white and pink pepper. Thanks to a holiday gift we now have in our possession a curry tree so you’ll probably be seeing even more of that spice on our shelf. Fresh turmeric, which we first used in a dish last month, is one of our new faves so look out for homemade mustard. In fact, the crystal ball we’re staring into is filled with condiments.

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Belgians in America

Lost Abbey’s Avante-Garde vs. Ommegang’s Three Philosophers
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We’re not usually into pitting beers against each other. Not only is it a matter of apples and oranges, a lot of the time, there’s also just no need to get too competitive about it or make any brew masters feel bad. But on two separate occasions this month we found ourselves drinking these American-made Belgian-style brews back-to-back and the pairing invited some comparisons.
Being fans of nearly everything Port Brewing does, we’d been looking forward to the Lost Abbey Avante-Garde for some time. Once poured though, the results were a little milder than we expected. The slight head, the medium hop and the very subtle bitter bite of this beer were all well received. The taste is super fresh — perhaps best described, for lack of a better word, as round or robust — and smooth (Stella Artois smooth, not Silver Bullet smooth). But the lack of a sour note, boozey sting or bitter burst kind of left the beer monochromatic. Monotonous even. It’s refreshing like people in beer commercials tell you beer should be. Only problem is, unless you’re pairing it with a mouthful of pizza, it’s too easy to lose interest in a bottle of this.
That’s where Three Philosophers came in, sat down at the bar, lit a cigarette and slapped us upside the head.
We’d never heard of Ommegang before a recent visit to a new beer bar in Downtown LA where the owners talked up a storm about Three Philosophers. Apparently Ommegang is a Belgian-style brewery centered in Cooperstown, NY. The 3Ps is their flagship beer as far as we can tell. It’s an unusual combo brew, kinda like a Belgian black & tan: a strong malty ale mixed with an intense Belgian kriek, or cherry lambic. There’s definitely a yin-yang thing going on with it.
The big hints are roasted, toffeeish malt and creamy cherry-vanilla, but the Belgian-style ale still shines through some of the time. It’s not like you feel like you’re drinking Stout or some weird fucking Belgium car bomb cocktail. All the things that the lighter bottle danced around leaving us wanting more (bitterness, sour notes, strong booze feel on the tongue) they were there in perfect proportions. The sweetness is tame enough that it doesn’t numb your tongue or keep you from finishing the bottle. It wasn’t too fruity for the one of us who fears lambics and it wasn’t too weak for the one of us who prefers black to tan. We’ve had it warm (when the only other choice was to wait for the bartender to put it on ice) and we’ve eaten salad with it, and we think it’s just about the perfect winter bottle.
Dairy Pairy: Fig cake with a 1-year aged cheddar
Soundtrack: Beta Band’s Three EPs

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Curdle Culture: The Veggie Three

Here are a few cheeses that will make your lactose intolerance seem a trifle. All three are from different mammals and different countries, but they all have tons of character and absolutely no questionable ingredients. To get frighteningly hippy on you: these gooey gems are the direct descendants of the earth mother and all of her inhabitants. (We are currently drunk.)
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Tuxford And Tebbet’s Mature Black Wax Cheddar is aged for one year before release, and the creamery itself has been in operation for over two hundred years. Naturally the microbial rennet used in the production of most of their cheese wasn’t around back in the 1800s, but in the wake of the British meat calamity and subsequent vegetarian revolution, TnT started making many of their cheese ‘suitable for vegetarians.’This cheddar is not as sharp or hard as many of its American counterparts, but it had an intensely comforting flavor. The paste is a creamy off white and when brought to temperature the cheese becomes semi soft and super pliable. Pair this guy with stouts, brown ales and porters. Melt it on a sandwich and die. fog2.jpg
Cypress Grove‘s Humboldt Fog has become the single most recognized cheese in the American artisanal cheese scene (we promise there is one). It is being whipped into cakes, marinated in oil, sliced on salads and sold at exorbitant prices at a WholeFoods near you. The texture will likely surprise you: a bloomy rind (like Brie, dude) with a gooey outer layer (oh…like, Brie, dude) and a semi firm crumbly center with a neat line of ash in the middle (creepy…like…Brie with cigs? Dude?) Don’t be afraid of the rind; don’t be afraid of the ash. It is…kind of like Brie made from goats milk: tangy, supple, and completely malleable. Pair it with light crisp lagers, fruity wheat beers and super yeasty Belgians. torta2.jpg
Torta La Serena is a cheese from Bajadoz in Spain. Unlike the previous dairy dudes, who use vegetable and microbial rennet for coagulation, the makers of TLS use the extract from thistle flowers to thicken their sheeps’ bounty. Tortas are often called ‘party cheeses,’ as the local method of consumption consists of slicing off the top of the rind and just dipping away at the soft insides. If you buy a whole wheel to try this, you’ll prolly not be drinking at your party. This guy is a real treat. While it looks a bit scary (it comes with many psychedelic colors of mold on it) the flavor is really mild and interesting. There is a real sweetness to the cheese and a bit of a tang that almost tastes like the grass the sheep feasted on. The flavor is especially pronounced because the milk is raw. Pair this party monster with any strong ale, or your favorite barley wine.Got milk, need beer? Email us. We want to help: hotknivez@gmail.com, subject “dear dairy”

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Stock-ing Up

Knife Tip #5: How to make decent stock in 30 minutes
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There are two kinds of people: those who make their own stock and those who don’t. This is a generally agreed upon fact in the foodie world, whether its fair or not, and we tend to agree. As the basis for any soup, sauce or broth, stock is kind of an essential building block.
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Ketchy Centennial

beet breakdown.jpg For our third and final ketchup recipe we decided to take a step back in time. 101 years ago, a mysterious Sister Alice Trimmer sketched a formula for her cold catsup. Staying true to her words we “did not put anything hot about it,” so this ketchup is both concocted and served cold. After converting her quantities into more manageable figures, from pecks and teacups to regular cups and teaspoons, we whipped up our version of this unique sauce. This is unlike any ketchup you will have ever tasted: it has no sugar and it’s raw. It’s reminiscent of a proto American salsa, without the heat of course. We served with an assortment of fried roots (recipe forthcoming). You can serve it with just about anything that you would normally serve ketchup with: eggs, other fried things…um, etc. Continue reading

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