Author Archives: Julianne

Amanda P, writer of books and nominee on the 2005 ILM “Ladies of Pitchfork: Hot or Not?” thread (live podcast coming ’06), says: “I’ve totally seen that dude with the iguana — he walks [around our neighborhood] with it draped … Continue reading →

it’s voting day, put it down.

as of late, 50 is the man who couldn’t buy happiness: forever sullen, paranoid. vs. jay, jay owns the universe and is STOKED! The peeping tom with the binoculars from across the courtyard is now duped thanks to drapes and … Continue reading →

i spent my sat nite texting w/sean fennessey–him, wifey, and boddingtons at the computer (dateline: Manhattan) vs. me, roommates, corona and diet cola at the kitchen table (dateline: BKLYN)–and all i got was this bright, gleaming bright blogspot. My outgoing … Continue reading →

In the Oct issue of Sister 2 Sister mag, in response to the question “How long have you been rapping,” Lil Nikki answered, “As soon as I came out, the doctor slapped me and I said ‘Yo!” “i spit knives/ … Continue reading →

from the “are you fucking kidding?” section of NOW’s mailing list: Referred to as “Scalito” for his philosophical resemblance to Justice Antonin Scalia, federal appeals court Judge Alito is a clear opponent of reproductive freedom, protections for workers, and other … Continue reading →

we hope, we can breathe for a sec. i don’t know how to make the pink highlighter stop. my computer exploded in the kitchen, like the meth lab behind matt and leroy’s house. legal, but lethal in its own way. … Continue reading →

while i slept, and while my computer was fritzy, my blog was redesigned. I woke up and the saintly glimmering vision of Jona was there, or here rather, wielding gradients of pink and brown and weird dog photos and pictures … Continue reading →

was the original title, but in the same way Sonic Youth’s “goo” was initially titled “blowjob?” after a raymond pettibone piece, we knew it wouldn’t fly but had to try. context. alas, the suicide girls piece! coscribed w/ the honorable … Continue reading →

because David Stern requires it. It’s also nice to know that in Mo Cheeks’ absence, the Blazers’ new coach is adept in the art of denial. maybe the dudes would chill if john nash wasn’t such an asshole? Rasheed Wallace … Continue reading →