Author Archives: Julianne

so you want to be an investigative reporter…

Finally, with a moment to look around, I found Chez Shepjournalism had entered crisis mode. My bed, on rollers, has somehow migrated to the middle of my room/office. Generally tidy, nigh every spot of it cluttered now. Six days ago’s … Continue reading

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grape / grape

space/bar/busted/12/hours/before/major/deadline/experimental/j’urinalism

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orange / orangina

space.bar.busted.12.hours.before.major.deadline:.experimental.jnrlsm

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lemon / lemonade

space bar busted 12 hours before major deadline: experimental journalism

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blowjob?

Also, FYI< cute band alert: Sonic Youth Lee Ranaldo interview up at Pitchfork. no kim gordon so no talk about free kitten = best band of the ’90s or mariah carey’s mariah careydom, but lee is cool, articulate (prepared) and … Continue reading

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peach pit after dark

i hope you are keeping up on the high drama that is the riff raff juelz santana comment box. right now someone posting as “tony yayo’s waif” (tonys_girl@gunit.gov) is having a “commentfite” with a juelz fan and an LI area … Continue reading

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heavy symbolism

My interview w/Pharrell is in the new Spin (dec. 2005, the one w/fallout boy on the cover.) Edited a bit for space; here’s a preview directly from the transcripts: JS: What about your unconventional ass metaphors? Like “your ass is … Continue reading

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major owens: writes back

Subject: Dear Constituent, In response to your email letter From: CongressmanMajor.Owens@mail.house.gov Thank you for your email. I will consider your recommendation when the issue is discussed in Committee and/or when the Bill is brought to the Floor of the House … Continue reading

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A/ There’s A

The 5 train at Atlantic-Pacific departs in a slow whine of two notes. They are the exact tones that begin “Somewhere” from West Side Story, the verse that is. A. Juelz Santana is the same height as Riff Raff A2. … Continue reading

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bknfrthfrevr

Seven hours in crotchless pants with an AK and an audience: arduous, but hardly far-fetched. She is a woman who once displayed herself for 12 days–starving, showering, peeing, sleeping–in bare suffering nakedness, the opposable thumb of the mise en scene. … Continue reading

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