Author Archives: Julianne

Whatever cable channel I’m watching just aired some Mother’s Day bit about Blythe Danner, glorious mother to Gwyneth Paltrow, and how she passed on her genetic ability to look simultaneously demure and fragile in a ball gown or some shit. … Continue reading →

Sean posted this thing I made, but I would be remiss if I didn’t credit William Guillermo del Creeley aka “Caps-from-the-hours-of-6-8” for nicely telling me about this thing in which it could be made, which will definitely occupy my life … Continue reading →

This nine-year-old is a meticulous typer. BARACK AND ROLL!

The election of Sarkozy as the President of France seems fairly disastrous for immigrants and the poor, who have been adversely affected by his policies of profiling and anti-immigrant sentiment. Riots expected – esp. since his characterization of youth living … Continue reading →

Clinton’s crossword : the clues are slightly sarcastic. Love that man. (I haven’t finished it yet.)

BEYOND THE DANCEFLOOR. REAL LIFE APPLICATIONS IN MUSIC. “AY BAY-BAY. OH!!!” I almost fell off the elliptical trainer at my gym because of the “2 Step Remix” (Unk, T-Pain, Jim Jones & E-40). 2 stepping while working out on a … Continue reading →

Mark Anthony Neal writes a very cogent piece about hip-hop attacks vs. hip-hop voters over at my summer home. (So does Ben, for that matter. And Murph, too.) William Jefferson Creeley, who is fighting the good fight even when he … Continue reading →

Dear Nick, Thank you for recognizing the synergy between the chorus of this and the chorus of this and putting them together while I am on the dancefloor. YOU ARE THE BEST. Sincerely, JSHEPPIN U SENSELESS p.s. here is an … Continue reading →

God knows I love Al B. Sure – I choreographed a different dance to every song off In Effect Mode in 6th grade. His voice is like an oil massage in a featherbed. If you listen to this shit too … Continue reading →

FUCK JAYCEON TAYLOR. THIS IS WHAT I CALL GAME.