Author Archives: Julianne

More reports from Sarah’s new life in the middle east: “Haha, perezhilton is banned in The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan. Good. I don’t need to look at that shit anyways.”

Ezra sent the above. I’m not sure where he got it, but wouldn’t be surprised if he made it. FRIENDPPRECIATION STATS #245: EZRA ACE FRIENDS SINCE: 2001 (2002?) ROAD TRIPS: 1 One March, a few years ago, Ezra and I … Continue reading →

I love the idea of doing something physical and corporeal to reconcile mental and spiritual gaps, to seal cracks: My preoccupation with swimming across rivers started in 2001. A close friend had died, my own half-century mark was approaching and … Continue reading →

America’s best lawyer/DJ/writer/pundit, Will C., sent this from the Washington Post. Makes some excellent points – particularly the part about Hillary pointing out racial disparity in AIDS-afflicted women – and I wonder whether some of the topics and plans Obama … Continue reading →

Kanye West’s “Stronger” video. I wonder if Spank Rock is salty that homeslice is totally jacking his flow. Granted, he sounds like Spank Rock on a particularly self-censurious day. And bored. Sampling daft punk. Donning slat glasses. He sounds like … Continue reading →

Dear Clive, You have a pretty good track record but if what they’re saying is true, you were wrong this time. Kelly Clarkson’s album is fucking awesome. Did you read her interview in the latest Elle magazine? She is a … Continue reading →

The stereo situation in my private abode is currently in the process of an upgrade, so in the interim, all I got is the Boot Camp Clik DVD coming out the computer speaker. I mean really, it’s all I listen … Continue reading →

Bossip wins with this paintshop illo.

This demon-baby plus Wii technology are two early signs of the pending apocalypse, which is 2012 according to the Mayan calendar. Your neighborhood curandera is now taking appointments for the winter 2011 season. “Crack an egg” is the new “scrub … Continue reading →