THE CAT HAZ EYEZ

in between listening to this song by jinder and bok bok on constant renew, i am hanging out with my coworkers trying to out-gross them by taking it just like one step too far. lots of balls jokes. we got an email from some rnb promo co named ‘SOULPHISTICATED’ and i immediately was like SOUL FISTING. GET FISTED BY SOUL. who am i/what have i become/type shit. p.s. this post is really gonna fuck up my google analytics game, PAGE VIEWS, PPL. WHO AM I?
anyway. the point of this post is to say i have found the PERFECT piece of surrealist experimental japanese horror. apparently it played at BAM a couple weeks ago and my beardo comedian homeboy CARL BENNETT of Vice TV’s HOTTDOGS –which you need to see– put out a red alert on facebook, but i missed it. i regularly FUX HARD with japanese horror (the other day pete was over to borrow a dvd and was like… ‘you own suicide club? i find that deeply weird.’ ) but mostly i’m up on the newer classic/obvi stuff–takasii miike, battle royale and whatnot. apparently the ’70s stuff is all totally freaked out like this. i’m sure there’s some essay about the japanese post-apocalyptic vision in film somewhere that i will google later.

BUT if you want to talk about contemporary AZN television, i’m totally yr girl. i live for that stuff. recently i’ve been getting into ghost friends, about a girl whose two friends die in a car accident and she is suddenly able to talk to the deceased. AND IT’S A RIOTOUS COMEDY. also looking forward to MOMO LOVE starring Jiro Wang Dong Cheng, this Taiwanese actor/pop star with whom i’m completely obsessed. i mean he is such an adorable babe plus he’s not afraid to rock mosquito net as an accessory

plus look at him on the cover of MEN’S BODY. can you imagine a non-gay porn men’s fitness mag in America putting this twink-y ass pic on their cover or what


should i be embarrassed that this is my fifth post on jiro wang? he’s like my pattinson, what can i say.