I SHALL ALWAYS MAINTAIN

That Nicole Wray is the best young R&B singer alive right now. Mariah Carey doesn’t count because she has transcended into a vision at Medjugorje. Nicole got dropped from Def Jam in ’04 after her Jem-themed video for “If I Was Yr Girlfriend” was stashed in the “consider airing if she joins the cast of a reality show” backlot at all major music video networks, but listen to this shit and tell me she isn’t a genius. Fortunately, Dip Set has consistently employed her for their mixtapes since then; unfortunately, no one gives a fuck about Dip Set anymore. (Word to Juelz, Gabe said he grew a couple whiskers.) It’s a travesty that Nicole’s second album has been delayed for night the entire tenure of GW Bush’s presidency. Like what the fuck? Who is running the record industry? LA Reid didn’t even show up for Jeezy’s listening session last night. Which sucks cause he is a really good dancer.
As a side note, today I realized my gimp arm has atrophied to the shape of a chicken drumstick. It’s real skinny around the elbow because of the muscle loss, yet my bicep has turned entirely to flab. This is depressing to me. Oh dear jesus, when will I once again be able to do downward facing dog in pilates class?

this should be me.