CONNIE WOHN APPRECIATION POST

OK so. There are a lot of things I do not miss about Portland (sorry dudes) but there a few things I do. I.e. the Blazers, no tax, Higher Taste Golden Slices, my old dance teacher Mariecella Devine, “14-oz boner.” Obviously the main thing I miss is the queen superstar of pdx dj life, my former roommate and best friend, the fabulous and amazing Connie Wohn the Louis Vuitton don diva, aka La Connie, aka Consuela Wohnita*, aka Ms Wohn Towne if you nasty, and now, a new nickname, one that I did not coin: CONSTANCE WOHNSTEIN. The reason she has a new name is not because she is now jewish (seoul sister baybay, although if you talk to her about it she’ll tell you she’s always been a little jewish). She is now Constance Wohnstein because she is a promoter in pdx (she puts on the only hip hop dj night worth going to, shout to mi gente rev shines and ohmega watts). And she just put on a night with her crew, Young Jews on the Come Up, called CURB YOUR EN-JEWSIASM, a night to celebrate LARRY DAVID’S BIRTHDAY. Is this not awesome? Yes, it is awesome. Connie is awesome. She coined the word b’dang and had awesome parties and always looks fly. Whenever she comes to NY i feel braver and stronger. She just has that effect on people. Recognize a legend. Respect the realness!
*sidebar connie is also honorary member of la raza in case u didnt know