Speaking at Dartmouth College Monday afternoon, Bill Clinton said, “It is wrong that Senator Obama got to go through 15 debates trumpeting his superior judgment and how he had been against the war in every year, enumerating the years, and never got asked one time — not once, ‘Well, how could you say that when you said in 2004 you didn’t know how you would have voted on the resolution? You said in 2004 there was no difference between you and George Bush on the war. And you took that speech you’re now running on off your Web site in 2004. And there’s no difference in your voting record and Hillary’s ever since,’ ” Mr. Clinton said, according to the New York Sun, which said it transcribed the remarks from a CNN video feed. “Give me a break. This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I’ve ever seen.”
If I may, President Clinton, the biggest fairly tale I’VE ever seen is this quote implying Senator Obama’s record even remotely mirrors the record of your wife who, if she flip floppered on her stances any more (whenever it was constituentially convenient, given that she’s had this presidential bid in her sights since she moved her interlopin ass to NYC to be a senator), would be a performing arts dolphin trained to jump through hula hoops for a bit of chum. No dis to dolphins. I know that was an awkward metaphor, but yo, I’m struck dumb by disgust.
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Clinton just wants back in the white house. Though reading that I noticed strange parallels between Clinton’s beef with Obama and Diddy’s verse on the I Get Money Billion Dillar Remix.
Notable examples –
Diddy: Shoot-outs, Coastal Peace, yeah Diddy did it!
Clinton: I bombed the shit out of Kosovo and a Sudanese pharmaceutical plant, and came back at y’all with 100,000 cops on the beat(down)! Oslo, Nafta, yeah I was there. Oh, shit wasn’t fair? Laissez-faire, muthafuckas! And shit, those suckas are never gonna get along, so don’t blame it on me!
Diddy: But my lawyer so good that Diddy got acquitted!
Clinton: I didn’t sign us up for the International Criminal Court, no one messes with my boys, and a fuck a ^&*@! named Kenneth Starr!
Diddy: Oh, you just got here? I been doing this shit for over 10 years!
Clinton: I got gray hairs, Obama. Don’t step to an OG…
Mr. Lif said it best, though –
“Fuck Clinton too/You ain’t really down just ’cause you live uptown: Bitch, Rwanda!”
don’t trust dolphins. they are the reason that global warming is happening. just ask yourself who benefits more than dolphins if the ocean gets a tad bit bigger? smart bastids.
we probably won’t even get a chance to enjoy obama’s presidency before their world takeover plan goes into full e-f-f-e-c-t!
did you see RoboHil’s fake ass attempt at emotion? I’ve seen mentally disabled bricks do a better acting job.
don’t trust dolphins. they are the reason that global warming is happening. just ask yourself who benefits more than dolphins if the ocean gets a tad bit bigger? smart bastids.
we probably won’t even get a chance to enjoy obama’s presidency before their world takeover plan goes into full e-f-f-e-c-t!
did you see RoboHil’s fake ass attempt at emotion? I’ve seen mentally disabled bricks do a better acting job.
They are running out of ballots in NH because so many people are voting. Go democrats. As for Bill, his day is done… he’s kind of a loose canon isn’t he? That’s a baaaad move, I think.
although, i dont think her emotion was manufactured, and i felt for her because it’s true she gets more shit because she’s a woman. but she also gets shit for negative campaigning, distorting opponents’ records, voting for the war because she wanted to be president, taking money from lobbyists, i could go on. It sucks to be on a losing team, but she’ll be fine.