FALLIN’ DOWN DRUNK WITH A SUPERMODEL PUNK

GOSSIP GIRL HERE. ITEM! Last night at Lit, while doing the forbidden dance with Nick, a certain young, punky Brit supermodel sullied her gorgeous cream-coloured ostrich feather jacket when she fell, drunkenly, flat on her face (giggling). I am not casting stones, because I did the same thing three minutes earlier down Houston, but I’m just saying: flick yer bean, chica, or you finna Henry Holland yo’delf!

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3 Responses to FALLIN’ DOWN DRUNK WITH A SUPERMODEL PUNK

  1. mo says:

    this is the third time that you told me this about this girl, and i still dont know who she is or what she looks like or what is her “genus”. which begs the question, what is the use of a blind item when most people are blind to the reality when it is, suddenly, inexplicably revealed. and i’m not dumb to the pop culture, i read jezebel, i read the blogs.

  2. SHS says:

    the big secret is that I don’t really know who she is either
    maybe I will have to learn by marrying her (I hope she is good looking)

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