Monthly Archives: September 2007

BIN LADEN: WHAT’S HOT IN THE INDUSTREETS

These guys are smarter than you! (And You! And You! And You! You’re gonna love em. YEAHHHH WOO WOO WOO.)

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KEEPIN THIS BEETCH OPEN AS LONG AS WE CAN

Sometimes I think my heart is too tender for this world. After three cigarettes, a deepfried mushroom sandwich and a caramel custard from Shake Shack, it’s an easy conclusion. The last activity of summer: me and E. on the Madison … Continue reading

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YUH BUCK UPON DI RIGHT ONE

THIS SONG HAS BEEN REPLAYING IN MY HEAD FOR TWO WEEKS. REASON: UNKNOWN. Please join me in my adulation of sensuous pop islandry, unending affection for the giant 1992 flip-receiver cell, and bury your face in the man born Rexton … Continue reading

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BOLA OCHO

A month ago Connie sent me three boxes, four years on, full of stuff what I left when I moved away from the Left Coast, and I’m just now finding the time to unload them, gradually. Most of it is … Continue reading

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HERE COMES THE KISS OFF

If you have not yet sat down and read the Jezebel column “Crap Email from a Dude” in its entirety DO IT NOW. This one’s the best – both cause of the astute and highly relatable statement “Summertime brings with … Continue reading

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DARKCHILD IS FUCKIN UP THE GAME

Before we get into it, I just wanna say: These are, as Pete pointed out, the last few days to wear white pants with abandon. Now. I have long been of the opinion that Rodney “Darkchild” Jerkins is the scourge … Continue reading

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