OPEN LETTER TO LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS

Dear Lou Diamond Phillips,
When I was like eight I was really into La Bamba and I adored you. I also dug Esai Morales as your smoking hot, drug smuggling JD brother (“by the sweat of my balls” – classic line), but he simply didn’t match your onscreen gravitas.
I have just watched you play a zoologist in a horror film called Bats and I want to say you’ve continued to make great choices.
Thanks,
J. Escobedo Shepherd

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