I realize I am biased

because I owe him money and I get all his nerd-jokes, but “Gabe Said ‘Were into Movements'” is killing me right now. I.E., More thoughts on Jay-Z’s grown and sexiness and Kingdom Come:
“LET’S ALL SHARE THE UNDERSTANDING THAT 12 YEARS AGO THE STUFF YOU KICK WOULD BE CONSIDERED SO OUTLANDISH IT WAS CALLED “SPACE SHIT” AND PRODIGY WOULD BE LIKE, ‘DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME WHEN YOU SEE ME.’ AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS ONE BOUNCED CHECK AWAY FROM THE TOURING PRODUCTION OF LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA!”
Please tell me if anyone else is this regularly funny.