throwbacks

Because I remember 4th quarter 2005 better than I’d like, it’s time to bring back the “spam as random-language generator” meme with some choice cuts from the inbox. Today I received spam from “Daphne Butts,” subject line “He is clarity”; “Salvatore Baker,” subject line “You’ll Love the New, Non-Obese You”; “Wat Holland,” subject line “Yonder Friction”; and from young “Jess Berry,” an email entitled, simply, “Insane.” My life is like all those things, really.