25 and older make some noise

After extensive nutritional analysis Real Age sez I am physically five years younger than my actual age, and if I start popping a daily multi-V and sleeping longer than five hours a night, I COULD BE, as J-Shin says on his new album, “lookin 19 but goin on 22”!!!!!! YEAH, REGRESSIVE AGING!

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6 Responses to 25 and older make some noise

  1. Macia says:

    Great. I’m a year and three months older than I thought. I told you I was getting Alzheimer’s!

  2. mo says:

    it’s worth taking this test so that when it comes out later that it’s BS, we can all get refunds for our time (AGE). this test said that i am 15. i think i’ll just stick to kombucha

  3. chas says:

    I was born in 1976, but I’m 20.9! Somebody say hooooooooooooo!

  4. jfk says:

    I am in my mid to late 30’s going on 30. Does that make sense. The last time I saw you Julez you was drizzznack at the Towne Lounge. 19 is under-age.

  5. Sean says:

    Fuckin 16 years old! Feels like they just looked into my soul.

  6. bfred says:

    this explains a lot.

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