come home with us

as of june 1, we have a room open in our dormlike, brooklyn 4-br apartment. room is decent sized, beautifully close to atlantic/pacific stop and under $600. three ladies, we are kind of hoping to live with a boy to balance out our intense girlnergy but it is not imperative. we want someone with their own life but who will hang out with us, too. we like: watching the wire, playing loud rap music in our living room and dancing, talking about winston churchill, louise gluck and remy ma, surfing the internet as group activity, re-enacting who’s afraid of virginia woolf? repeatedly for 24 hours, sharing the new york times magazine, the trader joe’s winestore, and being members of the Crunch. also, michelle listens exclusively to virgin radio. we are like the smartest 15 year olds you know. do you think you can handle our bodacious jam? send your resume and a cover letter to: julianneshepherd@yahoo.com.
also, fyi, i am not really a stoner. I have been herbal maybe twice since july 4, 1996, an unfortunate date in the annals of my history. 420 is, simply, a metaphor for my discontent.

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3 Responses to come home with us

  1. mo says:

    if you lived here, you’d be home right now. As a member of this tribe, I should say that while we are ladies, we are proud that bros have never been un-at-home in these parts. NO MEAT COOKERs please, due to an unfortunate incident involving oscar meyer and a 19year old german last summer. ALSO WE HAVE AIR CON IN THE LIVING ROOM as well as the propensity to utilze cliches in our quest to better understand eachother. we are playstaion and supernintendo equipped. bottom line, we are bombass and if you are also bombass and live with us, you will reap great rewards–we will help you in your search for – summer fun, summer love (large database of ladies and gentlemen), blacking out (after all it is a fine art, oh i’m only JOKING), and NETFLIX, which you may or may not get on board with. plus, you know, like, we’re smart and kind and, oh, good hearted.

  2. justwill says:

    This–if it were, like, eight months from now–would have been the look.

  3. NateGroadie says:

    Damn, if I needed a room, and that room had to be in a city other than Portland OR, my resume would be in your inbox right now. Your dock icon would be bouncing. >>>>>>>>>>>
    My roomates: leave the oven on all night, whoops! I guess Enron can use our bill money…. Oh, and one of them takes a shower EVERY TIME HE POOPS (he’s vegan, so thats often)! And he’s not even that clean. WTF? Guess his mama never taught him to use TP. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    July 4th 1996, another monumental day in history. JX:ATG hit the stage (porch) for the very first time in Travis’ parents’ back yard. Although they had supplied to booze for all the teenagers there, Travis got in trouble for cussin’ into the mic. He was 16.

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