Monthly Archives: January 2006

I NEED A HERO!

Michelle Bachelet, socialist pediatrician, former political prisoner under Pinochet, Chile’s first woman president! Despite, or perhaps because of, the Alito nomination and a veritable three lifetimes of GW Bush, 2006 is predicted to be the Year of the Woman redux … Continue reading

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GOIN IN, AFTER ALL!!

I am now the proud owner of a pair of cadet-blue gym shorts autographed on the ass by none other than FATMAN SCOOP. They read: “To: Julianne! I’m in your pants! Fatman Scoop” They were procured yesterday by my amazing … Continue reading

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NOW ON NEWSTANDS

IN NY at least: the JSHEP/JHOVA “Suicide Girls SIX-PAGE EXPOSE” collabo in SPIN magazine, February issue, The Strokes on the cover, myself all lipsticked-up and coy-muggin’ on contributor’s page. Get excited. Stats Layout: hot shade of pink, just like we … Continue reading

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BRITT C. CHECK YR WORK EMAIL

SPECIAL TO Britt C: check yr work email! TIMELY INFO RESIDES THERE over and out

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jshep phoning it in

Or rather, not picking up the phone. Basically, all I can do right now is listen to the Alito hearings and cry. US Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, D-NY (the first Jewish Congresswoman voted in), just slayed me with her tale of … Continue reading

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DOWNLOAD DEEZ MIX

Brian Foote, friend de Nudge et mon everlasting Portland/Chicago electronic dance music connection, has concocted a mix for download. Brilliantly titled MALL BANGS MEETS THE UNDERCUT. GO BRIAN! You can get it at his label outward music here is some … Continue reading

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like sands thru the hourglass

these are our rights to an abortion, slippin slippin slippin away At least we still have Schumer’s weirdly lo-fi website and this photo of him serving in the IT’S ACADEMIC! high school trivia competition. CONFIRMATION HEARINGS IN SUMMARY: REPUBLICAN: Judge … Continue reading

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cool

arlen specter calls email “computer letters.”

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kennedy vs. specter

I still think we’re gonna have a civil war, as Ted Kennedy just sonned Arlen Specter, then Arlen pulled this inane paternalist act: “Don’t tell me what I received in the mail.” Sorry, pops. Then Grassley makes a football analogy. … Continue reading

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(eastside)

I love Eastern Europe, particularly love Eastern European classical composers, like Bartok, Dvorak and Gyorgy Kurtag. They are my favorite composers, after Shostakovich and *maybe* Scriabin. My extraordinary roommate Mo and I just made a deal to throw a walkup-eviscerating … Continue reading

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