GOIN IN, AFTER ALL!!

I am now the proud owner of a pair of cadet-blue gym shorts autographed on the ass by none other than FATMAN SCOOP. They read:
“To: Julianne!
I’m in your pants!
Fatman Scoop”
They were procured yesterday by my amazing roommate Mo, after she met Scoop at the Adidas store in SoHo. She said he was very soft-spoken (yes, soft-spoken–I asked her to confirm this fact twice before I reported it), and that “He wasn’t all that fat,” or at least slimmer than he looked “on the BET Awards.” When she told him to sign the booty of the gym shorts, he asked, “I’m not going to get in trouble with her boyfriend, am I?” Mo responded, “No, I think it’ll be okay.”
SCOOP!!