Nic f. Miss T, Stat Quo, Pitbull, Timmy, and the BK Steppers Marching Band- “Supa Crunk (SFJ + DJ Green Lantern party 2 go mix)”

May the gods shower peace on the soul of Shirley Chisholm.
Speaking of establishments that are ruled by a small group of men, here is my pazz and jop ballot. I am super bummed I did not get to vote for TI f. Bun B, Chingy, UTP Crew, Spoonie Gee and J. Hova’s “Fucking Crunk Hat” or Muy Romantico‘s cover of Mary J. Blige’s “Never Been”, or Janie Jimboree’s “Twee Finger,” but 10 singles and 10 albums are not enough to contain the awesome breadth of my love. Still, but for a precious taste and a lasting internet-moment “in the club” with the 14,000 or so other critics across the country polled for Pazz & Jop, I consulted the post-it collection list of my favorite albums that I have been saving in the bottom of my purse (found beneath a wad of unsheathed/melted Spearmint Orbitz [true story]) and shrunk my list to fit the allotted space. R&B list-haters… Qué?
1. MIA/Diplo – Piracy Funds Terrorism Mixtape – Hollertronix (10 points)
2. Silentist AKA Mark Evan Burden – The Nightingale – Celestial Gang /www.jyrk.com (10 points)
3. Ghostface – The Pretty Toney Album – Island/Def Jam (10 points)
4. Theo Parrish – Parallel Dimensions (reissue) – Ubiquity (10 points)
5. Madvillain – Madvillainy – Stones Throw (10 points)
6. Visqueen – Sunset on Dateland – Blue Disguise (10 points)
7. Various Artists – Lif Up Yuh Leg An Trample – Honest Jon’s (10 points)
8. Shawnna – Worth Tha Weight – Disturbing Tha Peace/Def Jam (10 points)
9. Teedra Moses – Complex Simplicity – TVT (10 points)
10. Smoosh – She Like Electric – Pattern 25 (10 points)
singles
1. Dizzee Rascal – “Stand Up Tall” – XL
2. Mya f. Ch***y + Polow Da Don – “Fallen (Zone 4 Remix)” – Universal
3. Caro – “My Little Pony” – Orac
4. MIA – “Galang” – XL
5. Britney Spears – “Toxic” – Jive
6. Angie Stone – “U-Haul” – J
7. Futureheads – “Le Garage” – Sire
8. Visqueen – “Buttercup” – Blue Disguise
9. Terror Squad (Remy Ma + Fat Joe) – “Yeah Yeah Yeah” – Universal
10. Daddy Yankee f. NORE, Gem Star + Big Mato – “Gasolina (Dirty Mix)” – Militainment US