Monthly Archives: November 2004

CNN: Man Charged in Cheney Death Threat.

To everyone in the youth bracket who didn’t vote: I’m assuming you have an alternate plan, right? Well, it’s time to STAND THE FUCK UP. Meanwhile, I will marry any non-North American for citizenship in your country. Barcelonans given special … Continue reading →

Please vote for John Kerry today. And when he wins, let’s not rest until dude is camped out shoeless in the Betsy Ross room with a chilled mojito in one hand and a list of cabinet appointments in the other. … Continue reading →

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