we have mice.

No stolen elections: info on voter fraud and disenfranchisement pours in.
Courtesy the honorable Ms. E. Mendez Berry: a The Dept. of Homeland Security meddles in OH vote counts. (MSNBC transcript.)
Hope and love to Jeff, whose family has been called up by the backdoor draft.
Special to the googler of “fingers julianne shepherd”:
I assume you are wondering about my knuckles. Since birth, I have been missing the knuckles on my left ring and right pinky fingers; they are not actually missing-missing, but the ligament never grew, so they’re buried deep in my hand, with nubby valleys in their absence. Consequently, those two fingers are graceful but stunted little baby piggies, short and inadequate for excellence on most musical instruments requiring agile hands. (I am double-jointed, however, a boon on piano: I have the reach for Scriabin, though not the speed.)
You are probably wondering about the photos/x-rays in the December 1991 issue of Southern Medical Journal, a publication based in Birmingham, Alabama, committed to interdisciplinary disease management. The spread was pitched and captioned by my doctor, who noticed this medical anomaly during a routine physical (the one required for admittance to my jr high school basketball team, a whole other story). After my friends found out, they crowned me with the nickname “Knuckles” — gateway semantics, perhaps, because less than a year later I developed a shortlived reputation as a no-mercy homeroom fistfighter.
I am a pacifist now, so get in touch.

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2 Responses to we have mice.

  1. Sebastian says:

    Julianne, if you get this, do you think you could e-mail me your e-mail? I have a modest proposal.
    kind regards,
    sebastian

  2. Zoe says:

    Oh my God, I have exactly the same thing .. I neevr knew why though. That’s really wirerd :\

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